moses's definitions

political spectrum

A chart used to define your political affiliation. Revolutionary and Liberal are on the left, conservative and reactionary on the right. Left and Right derive themselves from pre-Revolution France, where at royal functions, the king's officals, those who didn't want change, were on the right, while those who pushed for change were on the left. The Political Spectrum is something that must be done away with as soon as possible, because it causes incredible amounts of conflict over differences of opinion. If the spectrum was destroyed, along with the concepts of liberal and conservative, people would be forced to actually listen to the issues and form their own opinions, not just go with their group's stances.

F*ck the Political Spectrum. F*ck it up its stupid ass.

by Moses June 16, 2004

merkage

the process of a seriously being merked to an extreme extent.

"Yo, Bush needs some serious merkage!"

by Moses August 24, 2004

Koellner

One of the most brilliant minds in the paintball industry. And future emperor of the known universe. Koellner owns and operates K Corp. with Ramday as his CEO of "Cool"

Koellner a name that will last in infamy.

by Moses December 13, 2004

dido

The Same Ass

I love you. Dido.

by Moses July 24, 2003

bum sticks

Came from Pete's experiences with his butthole and random sticks

= Sticking any objects in the hole of one's anus, like a butt plug

Pete uses bum sticks

by moses June 6, 2004

pole cat

A weasellike, usually albino mammal (Mustela putorius furo). Swedish.

Hofdaddy: "What is your favorite cartoon?"
Swede: "i always watch: Alex and john the polecat.."

by moses May 13, 2005

gailoo

A Japanese flute used by gay people while they masturbate.

Pidge plays his gailoo everyday.

by Moses May 1, 2004