Definitions by moop
Tap the Turkey
The term "Tap the Turkey" is used to describe the act of female arousal.
Use of "Tap the Turkey" must be accompanied by a comical vision where the female groin is replaced by a steaming skinless turkey, glistening in the sun.
The steaming turkey is then tapped with 2 fingers in a rhythmic fashion.
Discovered at Ben's beach house after he hooked in with Kate
Use of "Tap the Turkey" must be accompanied by a comical vision where the female groin is replaced by a steaming skinless turkey, glistening in the sun.
The steaming turkey is then tapped with 2 fingers in a rhythmic fashion.
Discovered at Ben's beach house after he hooked in with Kate
Tap the Turkey by Moop December 4, 2004
Pearl Diving
The act of performing oral sex on someone with a large bean
Used casually disguised in discussion to avoid female attention
Used casually disguised in discussion to avoid female attention
Pearl Diving by Moop December 4, 2004
Audiogasm
work the turkey
To apply comic relief to an otherwise serious situation.
Also has sexual connotations (see "Tap the turkey")
Also has sexual connotations (see "Tap the turkey")
George: "I swear if you do that again i'll kick you in the groin"
Innocent quick whitted bystander: "Work the the turkey" (childish voice)
Innocent quick whitted bystander: "Work the the turkey" (childish voice)
work the turkey by Moop December 3, 2004