artic bung blaster

When you insert the neck of a bottle of blue mouthwash up your ass and do a hand stand.

"hmm" George said to Steve...."minty freash"

by Monty April 01, 2005

buttass

adv.
very, extremely, to a high degree

Damn! It is buttass cold out here!

by monty June 14, 2004

Emoticon Whore

A term used to describe a person who excessivly uses emoticons on instant messaging programs such as MSN.

Jim: (smiley) hey (smiley)
Bob: Man, your such an emoticon whore.

by Monty June 19, 2006

mount weber

Located in Burlington, Ontario Canada this is one massive mountain. It is not that tall but don't let that fool you, it pretty damn big. Famous for eating and vomiting erasers. If you plan on visiting Mt. weber, prepare for severe sweating and a vile smell.

My god! Mount Weber is about to erupt! ......and what is that smell?

by Monty April 15, 2004

weaver chilf

a variety of chilf only found in yorkshire regions, also see the lesser spotted weaver chilf but not to be confused with the hamdingo procaster chilf of the australian region.

I was pissed as a fart last night and I got saturday night weavered and I got nine months before I'm gonna have my very own weaver chilf!

by Monty May 21, 2003