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Definitions by monty

verb.

1.A female who has below average ugly looks.
2. Something that is stupid
1. "Look at that chick over there! Man she's plutz!"
2. "Nah, thats just plutz"
plutz by Monty March 1, 2004
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one that over analyses everything to an extent where it frustrates everyone in contact with the being.
"He's over analysing things again, the dope. He's doing an Ex-Nor!"
Ex-Nor by monty January 6, 2004
When you are acting as if dased, cncotrllable of your actions, possibly drunk, or after the consumption of drugs.
Nigga I aint trippin', it was only 2 pounds.
tripping by Monty January 3, 2004

Let's blow this popsicle stand! 

A pornographic study of sex in the Ice Cream Industry. The original was created in 1986 by Wanker Productions. To date, there have been 43 sequels.
While Keith was preoccupied watching "Lets blow this popsicle stand! Volume 32". Mark executed a perfect Cincinatti Surprise. WHAT A MESS!!!

weaver chilf 

a variety of chilf only found in yorkshire regions, also see the lesser spotted weaver chilf but not to be confused with the hamdingo procaster chilf of the australian region.
I was pissed as a fart last night and I got saturday night weavered and I got nine months before I'm gonna have my very own weaver chilf!
weaver chilf by Monty May 21, 2003