monster juice addict's definitions

Iowa

The place all of you fuckoffs are gonna go to when global warming destroys your crops, get used to nice people, 2001 Chevy Silverados, Corn and, Hurt's Donuts, we are the Corn and Education capital of the world, we are NICER than Canadians, bUt IoWa Is SuPeR bOrInG, eh? kinda maybe a little? But it is so nice here, it's actually GREEN here! there are open fields and non polluted air, great fishing spots here too! Take a week to breathe real air and go to Iowa, this is #notspon i just love it here

GO TO IOWA NOW! ...bitch

by monster juice addict June 15, 2021

A Virgin

You

you are a virgin, I mean, I got a handjob once, but I'm not allowed to engage in number 3 because my cum is the most acidic thing known to man, i was almost imprisoned for terrorism cause that girl had her face burned

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

My Cum

The most acidic liquid known to man, only unable to burn through my testes

Monster Juice Addict: It is illegal for My Cum to leave my body, if i nut in some girl's mouth it burns a hole through her face in microseconds, but it tastes like monster juice

Girl : *salivating* come with me... for... science reasons

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

Lean

A drink that i cannot consume because anything that i consume that lowers my heart rate can and will make me cardiac arrest

i cannot consume lean

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

Red Bull

A brand of energy drink that is equally as expense as it is bad, an 8 ounce wil set you back 1) your house and both of your kidneys (not that you need to sell them, they caused me kidney failure) and 2) your dignity, it is the starbucks of energy drinks, it tastes like cough syrup and costs you your health and reputation

Ultra Chad : why is Red Bull so expensive?

Ultra Thad : it's more of a status symbol than anything, like supreme and gucci, they aren't good, you use it to flex

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

3D

some shit energy drink that the hy-vee down the road sells and that will immediately, no matter the place or time, triggers acid reflux and burns a hole in your throat

you may say "oh, you drink monster, so you have no say" and to that i say that you drink 3D, an objectivly worse, shittier and down right poisonous "eNeRgY dRiNk" that does nothing but give you the push that an anorexic grandma would, and gives me the push to finally stop calling the wee woo wagon when i overdose on monster unleaded

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

Monster Energy

A company that has ruined my life in the best way possible, and YOU, yes YOU need to try a monster

this is not a sponsorship for monster energy, i just have problems, no you can't judge me

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021