monster juice addict's definitions

Red Bull

A brand of energy drink that is equally as expense as it is bad, an 8 ounce wil set you back 1) your house and both of your kidneys (not that you need to sell them, they caused me kidney failure) and 2) your dignity, it is the starbucks of energy drinks, it tastes like cough syrup and costs you your health and reputation

Ultra Chad : why is Red Bull so expensive?

Ultra Thad : it's more of a status symbol than anything, like supreme and gucci, they aren't good, you use it to flex

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

Monster Energy

A company that has ruined my life in the best way possible, and YOU, yes YOU need to try a monster

this is not a sponsorship for monster energy, i just have problems, no you can't judge me

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

Monster Java

A drink so vile, i have attempted suicide every time that i think about it, even now

Woman: hey have you tried Monster Java? It is SO good

Man: honey, cut the shit and get me a pacific punch monster from the fridge

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

3D

some shit energy drink that the hy-vee down the road sells and that will immediately, no matter the place or time, triggers acid reflux and burns a hole in your throat

you may say "oh, you drink monster, so you have no say" and to that i say that you drink 3D, an objectivly worse, shittier and down right poisonous "eNeRgY dRiNk" that does nothing but give you the push that an anorexic grandma would, and gives me the push to finally stop calling the wee woo wagon when i overdose on monster unleaded

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

A Virgin

You

you are a virgin, I mean, I got a handjob once, but I'm not allowed to engage in number 3 because my cum is the most acidic thing known to man, i was almost imprisoned for terrorism cause that girl had her face burned

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

Epic Gamer

Someone who has beat Lego Star Wars or Lego Indiana Jones, extra points if you have beat both, beating both makes you a giga gamer

Guy 1: I just beat lego star wars

Guy 2: that means you have achieved Epic Gamer status

Guy 1: god, i am such a loser

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

Lean

A drink that i cannot consume because anything that i consume that lowers my heart rate can and will make me cardiac arrest

i cannot consume lean

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021