My Cum

The most acidic liquid known to man, only unable to burn through my testes

Monster Juice Addict: It is illegal for My Cum to leave my body, if i nut in some girl's mouth it burns a hole through her face in microseconds, but it tastes like monster juice

Girl : *salivating* come with me... for... science reasons

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

Monster Java

A drink so vile, i have attempted suicide every time that i think about it, even now

Woman: hey have you tried Monster Java? It is SO good

Man: honey, cut the shit and get me a pacific punch monster from the fridge

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

3D

some shit energy drink that the hy-vee down the road sells and that will immediately, no matter the place or time, triggers acid reflux and burns a hole in your throat

you may say "oh, you drink monster, so you have no say" and to that i say that you drink 3D, an objectivly worse, shittier and down right poisonous "eNeRgY dRiNk" that does nothing but give you the push that an anorexic grandma would, and gives me the push to finally stop calling the wee woo wagon when i overdose on monster unleaded

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

Monster Energy

A company that has ruined my life in the best way possible, and YOU, yes YOU need to try a monster

this is not a sponsorship for monster energy, i just have problems, no you can't judge me

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

Lean

A drink that i cannot consume because anything that i consume that lowers my heart rate can and will make me cardiac arrest

i cannot consume lean

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

Red Bull

A brand of energy drink that is equally as expense as it is bad, an 8 ounce wil set you back 1) your house and both of your kidneys (not that you need to sell them, they caused me kidney failure) and 2) your dignity, it is the starbucks of energy drinks, it tastes like cough syrup and costs you your health and reputation

Ultra Chad : why is Red Bull so expensive?

Ultra Thad : it's more of a status symbol than anything, like supreme and gucci, they aren't good, you use it to flex

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

Monster Juice

A drink so addictive, i have had 3 heart attacks and have had several kidney stones surgically removed because i drank so many of them in 1 sitting

I have had 3 heart attacks and have been disowned by all of my family because of my inability to stop drinking monster juice, please help

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021