moco & p-phat's definitions

Mish-Cunt

When a person in power, such as a professor, thinks that his or her shit doesn't stink; he is a dick and she is a cunt

My professor will not listen to any other viewpoint than her own; she is a Mish-Cunt!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Stinky Pinky

With a butthole virgin, put in your pinky before putting in your cock (unless they are the same size); she will need to work her way up in grandeur (size)

Before exploring Butthole Pleasures with Lisa, MOCO decided to perform a Stinky Pinky, thus saving himself a Log Jam!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Rank Crank

1. A dick that has been in a nasty twat

2. A dick that is covered in pussy juice (a damn good thing!) Stinkie Twinkie

1. Any guy that fucks Lindsay Hohan has rank crank!

2. Megan Fox just gave me rank crank! Thanks, Megan!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Pussy Racist

A guy that will only tap broads of a certain color

P-Phat, a pussy racist, would not go down on the black broad but MOCO dove in tongue first.

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Cum Guzzling Cunt

A dirty whore; Lindsay Hohan (a.k.a. Lohan)

Lindsay Hohan is a cum guzzling cunt!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 28, 2011

It's About Butthole Pleasures

Catch phrase that Mooj meant to say in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin"; life and sex are the best through a chick's pooper

Mooj: Life is about butthole pleasures.

Andy Stitzer: It's about butthole pleasures.

Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.

Andy Stitzer: Yeah.

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Twin Tetons

Tits, boobs, hooters

P-Phat loves large twin tetons!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008