mj's definitions

delisio

The type of pizza that is usualy mistaken for delivery.

Wife: You dumbass I told you not to get delivery.
Husband: It's not delivery it's delisio.
Wife: Stop lying, your such a bad husband.. Get out of my house.

by mj July 7, 2004

bloody culo

mix of british and spanish slang lightly translated means Fucking Ass! best used when mad or very pissed at someone

Justin: *hits me* sup?
Me: get away from me you bloody culo!

by mj February 5, 2004

chub on my nuts

1. To gnaw, chew, or nibble on someone's testicles; 2. To place testicles in mouth and gently suck while making a sound similar to mastication; 3. To rub against the testicles.

Dude, you're being an idiot right now. Just chub on my nuts.

by MJ January 15, 2004

jamaica discipline

Old Navy Slang - Unruly Behavior

Pirate Crews enjoyed a few days of Jamaica Discipline after a good haul...

by MJ May 13, 2005

Crunk & B

Its the type of music that Ciara has started with Goodies.

Snoop: what is that music??
Ciara: Its crunk and b
Snoop: thats good shit

by MJ February 2, 2005

EI

EI (or E.I.) is the acronym for "Extremely Intoxicated." Although this usually applies to those who have consumed alcohol in excess, it can also be applied to any state of intoxication (i.e. drugs, pills, etc.)

Dude, Dan was so EI last night after those Jeggerbombs!

by MJ July 19, 2006

86'ed

When a restaurant runs out of a certain item of food.

86 Prime Rib, someone just ordered the last one

by MJ December 23, 2004