Big Ern

one who constantly smokes weed, drinks, and fucks bitches
by mj April 09, 2004
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Phat

My sister becomes very phat during the time of the month.
by MJ February 06, 2005
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foob

an insulting name for someone when they do something foolish.
"FOOOOOOOB!" is often heard from fans throughout game stadiums when a player makes a bad pass, misses a good pitch, or gets a penalty.
by MJ November 22, 2004
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chewing rag

When your underpants decide that its too cold outside and retreat to a place thats warmer - your arse crack.
Jesus, these pants must have shrunk in the wash or something, i'm chewing rag a treat!
by MJ October 26, 2003
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jamaica discipline

Pirate Crews enjoyed a few days of Jamaica Discipline after a good haul...
by MJ May 13, 2005
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chub on my nuts

1. To gnaw, chew, or nibble on someone's testicles; 2. To place testicles in mouth and gently suck while making a sound similar to mastication; 3. To rub against the testicles.
Dude, you're being an idiot right now. Just chub on my nuts.
by MJ January 15, 2004
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hee hee

Used by Michael Jackson in the hit UK show Bo Selecta
by MJ August 30, 2003
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