mj's definitions

greeked

The act of fucking someone up the ass. An act usualy used in jail.

Did you hear... Jimmy greeked patty at pattys house the other day.

by mj July 7, 2004

Kaiatteh

It means a really cute cat that you could just pick up and wuveeeeeeee! <3 ^__^

Awwwww! Look at the poor little kaiatteh run around on the floor with grandpa!

by MJ June 4, 2004

E.I.

The acronym for "extemely intoxicated." Although this usually applies to one who has indulged in large ammounts of alcohol, it may also apply to one who is otherwise intoxicated (i.e. drugs, pills, etc.).

Dude, APD throws the sickest parties! Everybody is E.I. by the end of those ragers!

by MJ April 29, 2005

Yavuz

A Yavuz is what you can calla homophobe who Yavuzes on people. Yavuzes are also greedy and put $10 at a time on the DDR machine and thinks that they know how to play.

Will you please stop doing that Yavuz?!

Get your hands out of there Yavuz!

Yavuz caught a new pokemon. YEPPIE!

by MJ June 4, 2004

poleglasser

means some smelly leaper who lives in a cardboard box in the back of an ally who would do anything for a shag. the poleglass version of malone road is living in a blue bin! be afraid if ever walking throu! WATCH YOUR SHOES!!!

usually a ginger tosser on the dole

by Mj November 25, 2004

bad comedian

1)Someone who is a huge poser and tries to act like something their not.

2)Someone whose bad at telling jokes.

1)When white people wear big chains and puffy jackets thier bad comedians becuz white people cant be black.

2)Tom Anderson was trying to take up the occupation of a comedian for a living but his jokes were so bad that a crowd of frustrated spectators at a comedy fest beat him to death. I'm glad he died.. he was such a bad comedian

by mj July 7, 2004

meth

speed, glass, crank, ice, eyeballs
short for crystal meth...also known as "poor man's cocaine". can be snorted, smoked, or melted down and injected. snorting burns your nose and smoking it smells bad, so i suggest shooting, or doing "rails". not to be confused with "hot rails", which is a form of smoking it using aluminum foil.

do a hotrail of meth and go crazy

by MJ April 7, 2005