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Salty

My moms tooks away my stash, you know that made me salty, yo.
by MJ May 13, 2005
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jumping for joy

Jumping up in down while have sex with someone. Usualy used by people with ADD
I love jumping for joy. It feels so good. Today im gonna jump for joy with Sam.
by mj July 7, 2004
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greeked

The act of fucking someone up the ass. An act usualy used in jail.
Did you hear... Jimmy greeked patty at pattys house the other day.
by mj July 7, 2004
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86'ed

When a restaurant runs out of a certain item of food.
86 Prime Rib, someone just ordered the last one
by MJ December 23, 2004
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poleglasser

means some smelly leaper who lives in a cardboard box in the back of an ally who would do anything for a shag. the poleglass version of malone road is living in a blue bin! be afraid if ever walking throu! WATCH YOUR SHOES!!!
by Mj November 25, 2004
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bad comedian

1)Someone who is a huge poser and tries to act like something their not.

2)Someone whose bad at telling jokes.
1)When white people wear big chains and puffy jackets thier bad comedians becuz white people cant be black.

2)Tom Anderson was trying to take up the occupation of a comedian for a living but his jokes were so bad that a crowd of frustrated spectators at a comedy fest beat him to death. I'm glad he died.. he was such a bad comedian
by mj July 7, 2004
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meth

speed, glass, crank, ice, eyeballs
short for crystal meth...also known as "poor man's cocaine". can be snorted, smoked, or melted down and injected. snorting burns your nose and smoking it smells bad, so i suggest shooting, or doing "rails". not to be confused with "hot rails", which is a form of smoking it using aluminum foil.
do a hotrail of meth and go crazy
by MJ April 7, 2005
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