mj's definitions

Salty

mad, angry, pissed, ticked off

My moms tooks away my stash, you know that made me salty, yo.

by MJ May 13, 2005

chilax

Chillout + Relax. Mainly used while doing Text or SMS.

"Take it easy.. Chilax.."

by MJ October 29, 2004

Stripper in Training

Hooter Girl
A female that works at Hooters.

She works at Thee Dollhouse?
Yeah, she was a Stripper in training for over a year.
Oh, thats right, she used to work at Hooters.

by MJ December 23, 2004

hee hee

Used by Michael Jackson in the hit UK show Bo Selecta

by MJ August 30, 2003

MJ

One that is good at glitching and/or styling in TH series.

OMFG there's an MJ here#!!$#$#$!#$%

by MJ October 22, 2004

Yavuzed

Getting Yavuzed is NOT fun. Being Yavuzed on can mean one of two things:

1) You get hit on by a really REALLY freakish pedophile who likes girls who are one year younger then them (Though decades smarter like MJ for example.) in an MSN instant message conversation with that stupid blushing emoticon that makes me want to HURL.

or

2) You get rubed/touched/fondled/groaped/smeared/smooshed/rubed/licked/grinded/splorted/smeared/glomped/huggled/snuggled/penetrated/caressed/kissed/molestered by a Yavuz or any other anoying homophobic life form.

I have been Yavuzed on *Sniff* Its quite sad.

You Yavuzed on my lunch! Im telling the teacher.

Stop Yavuzing me!

Ack! My celuloid got Yavuzed on! Now all I can do is limp around with an electromagnetic poodle skirt!

by MJ June 4, 2004

chocolate hostage

A phrase used when u need to take a shit:
Other phrases: Touching cloth, Turtles head, Take the kids to the pool.

Man i really need to release a chocolate hostage

by MJ January 1, 2005