42 definitions by mj

Yavuzed

Getting Yavuzed is NOT fun. Being Yavuzed on can mean one of two things:

1) You get hit on by a really REALLY freakish pedophile who likes girls who are one year younger then them (Though decades smarter like MJ for example.) in an MSN instant message conversation with that stupid blushing emoticon that makes me want to HURL.

or

2) You get rubed/touched/fondled/groaped/smeared/smooshed/rubed/licked/grinded/splorted/smeared/glomped/huggled/snuggled/penetrated/caressed/kissed/molestered by a Yavuz or any other anoying homophobic life form.

I have been Yavuzed on *Sniff* Its quite sad.

You Yavuzed on my lunch! Im telling the teacher.

Stop Yavuzing me!

Ack! My celuloid got Yavuzed on! Now all I can do is limp around with an electromagnetic poodle skirt!

by mj June 5, 2004

Kaiatteh

It means a really cute cat that you could just pick up and wuveeeeeeee! <3 ^__^

Awwwww! Look at the poor little kaiatteh run around on the floor with grandpa!

by mj June 5, 2004

boobular

relating to the breast esp. large breast

WOW she is the most boobular girl her!

by mj December 10, 2003

Yavuz

A Yavuz is what you can calla homophobe who Yavuzes on people. Yavuzes are also greedy and put $10 at a time on the DDR machine and thinks that they know how to play.

Will you please stop doing that Yavuz?!

Get your hands out of there Yavuz!

Yavuz caught a new pokemon. YEPPIE!

by mj June 5, 2004

issue

used in tha south means an ounce of coke

u gonna cop that issue

by mj April 6, 2005

bloody culo

mix of british and spanish slang lightly translated means Fucking Ass! best used when mad or very pissed at someone

Justin: *hits me* sup?
Me: get away from me you bloody culo!

by mj February 5, 2004

Cock Lobster

1. the end product of a males penis after having sex with a woman with her period

"but mike we cant have sex unless you want to come out all COCK LOBSTER, i have my period"

by mj March 31, 2005