mj's definitions

quagga

An animal which kind of looks like a cross between a zebra & a horse. Extinct since the late 1800's when people moved to the area in South Africa & decided it would be fun to hunt them. Now all the quaggas are dead :(

I have a pet quagga called Larry, he lives in my garden.

by MJ March 18, 2005

cockstar

A bad-ass who is a natural when it comes to rock star attitude and behavior.

Nikki Sixx

by mj August 14, 2003

poop noodle

When you have anal sex and ther's jizz in your poo.

Chenelle got a poopnoodle yesterday after being banged in the ass hard core

by MJ December 9, 2004

compromise

when MJ allows Ryan to believe he is right when in fact, he is not.

MJ compromised about the car rental conversation on the phone tonight when Ryan didn't listen to orignally was said.

by MJ January 24, 2005

Phat

1. Pretty Hot And TEMPERED

My sister becomes very phat during the time of the month.

by MJ February 6, 2005

chewing rag

When your underpants decide that its too cold outside and retreat to a place thats warmer - your arse crack.

Jesus, these pants must have shrunk in the wash or something, i'm chewing rag a treat!

by MJ October 26, 2003

foob

an insulting name for someone when they do something foolish.

"FOOOOOOOB!" is often heard from fans throughout game stadiums when a player makes a bad pass, misses a good pitch, or gets a penalty.

by MJ November 22, 2004