plastic selfie

When you pass off someone else's selfie as ur own for any purposre

That bird I was talking to posted a plastic selfie to me, when I arranged to meet her, she had a nose like a Concord, and her face was fatter then Kim kardashan ass

by mitch00uk April 05, 2015

dead baby towel

A rag or towel used to wipe spunk/sperm from off oneself after intercourse

Pass the dead baby towel over please I'm covered in my own cum

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

vinager tits

A vile nasty tight ass bitch, who is often short fused, aggressive and small breasted

See her, she has vinager tits, she is very tight asset, and ultra aggressive

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

prison pushbike

A prisoner who enjoys being passed sexually around the inmate population of H.M.P

Jason must have a gaping ass, his the prison pushbike. Everyone inc the governor has rode him

by mitch00uk April 02, 2015

bum whistle

A high pitched fart from ones anus

That sounded like a bum whistle, it was I just let rip

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

pussy tearing

Rough sex involving a vagina

I'm really going to have it hard tonight , I'm going to find some rough sort and go pussy tearing

by mitch00uk April 04, 2015

bum tonguing

Form of sexual gratification using ones tougue to lick anothers anus

I love bum tonguing , shitter licking is the best, yummy

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015