mitch00uk's definitions

ear crust

When the wax's inside the ear goes dry and hard and starts to crust

Mate you need to clean them ears, I can see your ear crust from here

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

partnersnip

When a couple agree to have no future children, but the women wants the male to have the vasectomy (snip) and the bloke agrees.

We are going to have a discussion on partnersnip , then take it from there

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

bunk mate

Term used to describe a fellow prisoner sharing a cell together, or a term for a gay partner

That's my new bunk mate, i am going to make his anus bleed tonight,

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

sniff monster

Someone who likes to sniff drugs on a large scale

Paula has used all the coke, she's such a sniff monster

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

cone popping

Inserting pine cones into ones anus

Ouch ouch I anit cone popping ever again, a forest fresh anus isn't worth the pain

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

robin small breast

A name for a seriously flat chested girl

That girl is a robin small breast, her tittys are flatter then a pancake

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

rotton but never forgotten

Something so bad it will always be remembered

That was so rotton but never forgotten, I will always know and remember

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015