Definitions by mitch00uk

mould infested 

Completely taken over by germs

Wash that penis, its mould infested, short, cheese ridden and smells like a cheesy puff

mould infested by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

foul stench

A very horrible smell that seems to get into every part of your nostrils

What is that!! Is that foul stench emanating from ur pussy, I told you not to do yourself with that old dog bone

foul stench by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

hairy undergrowth 

When a female forgets or heaven forbids refuses to shave her pussy or ass crack and the pubes gain a foothold with terrifying results

Linda I don't want to upset you, but you should shave your hairy undergrowth, because I anit going down there till the lawn is mown,

hairy undergrowth by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

makeup fraud 

Finding out in the morning after the night before that the stunner you went home and banged all night is actually a right minger without the makeup.

She was class, amazingly stunning, until the makeup came off, its the biggest case of makeup fraud I've ever seen

makeup fraud by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

mutigasm 

From the words. .. multiple & orgasm , when a female has more then one orgasm though climaxing via a form of sex or masterbation or some cases coughing and sneezing

That was great I mutigasm every time I am with Mitch. He has such a huge cock

mutigasm by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

sniff monster 

Someone who likes to sniff drugs on a large scale

Paula has used all the coke, she's such a sniff monster

sniff monster by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

dry roasted 

Anal sex without the lube

My bum hurts, I was dry roasted last night, I forgot the lube

dry roasted by mitch00uk March 29, 2015