Definitions by mister delicious

pimp button 

Button on your cell phone that ignores an incoming call.

My girlfriend kept calling me when I was out with my side action, but I used the pimp button every time.

pimp button by mister delicious July 24, 2007

R.I.P. pose

The pose a dead gang member assumes in the airbrushed shirt of himself after he gets killed while gangbanging. The gang member is typically squatting down, and pointing both hands towards the camera, flashing his respective gang sign.

Whew, check out that dudes R.I.P. pose. He looks pretty ruthless, but I guess his dumbass is dead now anyways.

R.I.P. pose by mister delicious June 26, 2007

collars for dollars

When a cop makes a proactive arrest minutes before his shift is over so that the paperwork and booking procedures allow for a couple hours of overtime for that officer.

Tom has to be in debt nowadays, look at that collars for dollars pinch he just brought in.

collars for dollars by mister delicious June 16, 2007

'yo 

Word used before, after, or during a sentence that makes it cooler

Group of hot chicks: Ben, where are you going?
Ben: I got some shit to do ladies, later 'yo.

Sweet, 'yo!

'Yo, I gotta take a shit, yo'

'yo by mister delicious June 14, 2007

Juke Master 

That one dude amongst a group of friends/coworkers that is always getting into some type of shady shit.

That freakin Juke Master Dion is at it again; he's unbelieveable!

Juke Master by mister delicious June 14, 2007

titanic 

The act of bumming a smoke off a person in which you take one, put it in your mouth and light it up, then you take another one and put it behind your ear.
It was the only cool thing that Leonardo Dicaprio's gay ass did during the movie TITANIC.

Some jag bag at the bar titanic'd me last night; that's the last time I bum a random a smoke.

titanic by mister delicious June 2, 2007

Saint Patricks Day 

A wonderful reason to get completely shitfaced before noon, then take a nap, and do it again that evening. Celebrated heavily from the midwest to east coast by everyone, not just exclusively Irish folks. In the Chicagoland are, Saint Patricks Day is nearly a weeklong celebration of booze and parades.

Mister Delicious is lucky as hell. His birthday is on Saint Patricks Day.

Saint Patricks Day by mister delicious February 24, 2007