'mos

Short for homos or gay people

Guy1: You wanna go to S.F. ?
Guy2: Nah too many 'mos

by Mistahtom January 06, 2006

Pussy Fairy

A nick-name for the booty call that visited you last night.

Bryan: How was your Friday night?
Tom: The Pussy Fairy visited me.
Bryan: Nice.

by Mistahtom January 15, 2006

ass hopper

Someone who is promiscuous.

David likes to have sex with many people. He is an ass hopper.

by MistahTom September 27, 2005

urban outdoorsman

Politically correct term for a homeless person. I.E. Bum

Frisco is chock full of urban outdoorsmen.

by MistahTom August 24, 2005

iFraud

Name for an iPod that has illegal or illicit copywrited songs on it. (I fraud the music industry)

I bought a Crapple iFraud at The Circuit Shitty

by Mistahtom September 05, 2005

Badinkydink

A tiny behind. The lacking of a curvaceous rear-end. Also known as a flat-ass.

I can't get sprung lookin at dat badinkydink.

by MistahTom September 01, 2005

last call cocktail

When the bartender stops selling booze and you need more make a last call cocktail. Mix unfinished, unattended drinks together in a pint glass and drink up!

Biff - "Last call? Dammit, I should have gotten here sooner."

Joey - "Its alright man, make a last call cocktail."

by MistahTom November 06, 2005