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The 28th state in the union, that means 666/28=23.7857143, the exact amount of hours in 1 day, (not 24)creepy

Texas is the antithesis to California. Texas is full of hicks who think that being cool is dressing up in cowboy hats and boots just to do non-cowboy activites. See Drugstore cowboy. Its citizens also think it is cool to wear the state colors wherever they go (who really does this). Go there if you only want to time travel, I.E. turn back the clock.
Fuck Texas and everyone who wants to go there/is from there/and anyone who thinks its cool. Deep in the heart of my ass.
Texas by mistahtom May 22, 2006

reverse engineering

Dictionary.com defines it as:

The process of analysing an existing
system to identify its components and their interrelationships
and create representations of the system in another form or at
a higher level of abstraction. Reverse engineering is usually
undertaken in order to redesign the system for better
maintainability or to produce a copy of a system without
access to the design from which it was originally produced
Bill Gates reverse engineered the Macintosh 1986 OS to create windows '95. < that is an example of reverse engineering
The dried product on the top of a squeeze bottle or any type of product dispensing container. Ketchup, hair gel, tooth paste, ointment, shave cream....you name it.
The krelm almost entirely useless and is nasty.
krelm by MistahTom April 6, 2006
Substitution for the word niggaz. Its ok for White, Mexican, Asian, and every other race of people to say nizzag and not be deemed a racist.
Black guy: Its the 1st of the month!
White guy: Word to my nizzag!
Black guy: When you say that it makes you sound ignorant dawg.
White guy: No it doesn't G.
nizzag by Mistahtom March 25, 2006
Short for semester. Like semester but its actually 'mester.
I freakin' failed o. chem last mester
mester by Mistahtom March 4, 2006

Pussy Fairy 

A nick-name for the booty call that visited you last night.
Bryan: How was your Friday night?
Tom: The Pussy Fairy visited me.
Bryan: Nice.
Pussy Fairy by Mistahtom January 15, 2006
Methyl Tertiary Butyl Ether. An oxidizer that was put into gasoline in California a few years back that would bump up the gasoline's efficiency. Later replaced with ethanol because it allegedly contaminated underground wells.
MTBE is bad for the environment.
MTBE by Mistahtom January 14, 2006