mistahtom's definitions

that fucking guy

A term used to describe a 3rd person when reminiscing on a dumb act they performed or a stupid action they did at one time.
synonymous with this fucking guy

Bob: Did I tell you about what Joe did? That fucking guy, he used the scope on his pellet rifle to look at girls in the adjacent apartment. Then the cops come knocking on his door looking for him.

Tom: What a dumbass, that fucking guy needs his balls removed so he won't ever have kids.

by MistahTom June 13, 2006

The Football

The Presidential briefcase that contains launch codes to launch nuclear missiles. It travels with him anywhere he goes allowing him to start a nuclear war from anywhere at anytime.

The President can launch a nuclear missile from anywhere using "The Football"

by Mistahtom January 13, 2006

Benjamin Disraeli

Prime Minister of Britain 1874–1880 and a novelist. Now you know who he is.

Benjamin Disraeli wrote some books and was the PM of Great Britain.

by Mistahtom January 11, 2006

cafe au lay

Interracial hardcore porn. Cafe = Black; au lay = white. "au lay" is a play on words with au lait which means "with milk" in French.

Jackson Brown and Cheryl White made a "Cafe au Lay" in a Detroit motel room.

by Mistahtom January 13, 2006

Walkie eye

An Australian term for a lazy eye, or a wandering eye. Sometimes refered to as a "Wokie Eye."

Janie's got a walkie eye

by mistahtom August 24, 2005

Loomer

An extremely long and skinny french-fry. Like one that is over 7 inches.

Damn that french-fry is HUGE! Its a loomer!

by MistahTom September 27, 2005

Bite the Bullshit

Jumping through the hoops by putting up with bullshit.

Manager guy: I got a VP position at Wal-mart because I did a presentation on how the company is good for communities.

Man: I had to write a paper on feminism to pass my women's study class and graduate

Sometimes you've just gotta bite the bullshit

by Mistahtom December 23, 2005