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Definitions by mista conspiracy

A street in Toronto, Ontario running from Yonge St. to Leslie St. between Finch and Steeles.
The 42 goes along Cummer.
Cummer by mista conspiracy July 27, 2005

finger eleven 

An awesome band from Burlington, Ontario formerly known as The Rainbow But Monkeys. Contrary to popular belief, they are not nu metal and their name has nothing to do with dicks. They have three albums out: Tip, The Greyest of Blue Skies, finger eleven, and they have some good songs such as Above, Drag You Down, Good Times, Absent Elements, etc.

The band consists of:

Scott Anderson-vocals
James Black-guitar
Rick Jackett-guitar
Sean Anderson-bass
Rich Beddoe-drums
Stupid Guy: finger eleven sucks!

Me: Why?

Stupid Guy: cuz One Thing is a crappy song.

Me: Is that the only song by them you've heard?

Stupid Guy: Yeah.

Me: That's why you think that way.

Stupid Guy: Oh.
The four letters on the keyboard above asdf.
asdf and qwer had lots of children, such as zxcv, tyui, and iop. And together we shall rule the universe using our qwerty [keyboard configuration!
qwer by mista conspiracy May 31, 2005

baseball 

A game only intelligent people understand.
Baseball isn't just about home runs, dumbass!

illuminati 

Something ignorant people deny exists.
conspiracyarchive.com is a great website where you can find out more about the illuminati.
illuminati by mista conspiracy April 25, 2005

end of the world 

Shit, it's the end of the world!