mista conspiracy's definitions

baseball

A game only intelligent people understand.

Baseball isn't just about home runs, dumbass!

by mista conspiracy May 2, 2005

qwer

The four letters on the keyboard above asdf.

asdf and qwer had lots of children, such as zxcv, tyui, and iop. And together we shall rule the universe using our qwerty keyboard configuration!

by mista conspiracy May 31, 2005

end of the world

When we're all screwed!!!

Shit, it's the end of the world!

by mista conspiracy April 15, 2005

illuminati

Something ignorant people deny exists.

conspiracyarchive.com is a great website where you can find out more about the illuminati.

by mista conspiracy April 25, 2005

finger eleven

An awesome band from Burlington, Ontario formerly known as The Rainbow But Monkeys. Contrary to popular belief, they are not nu metal and their name has nothing to do with dicks. They have three albums out: Tip, The Greyest of Blue Skies, finger eleven, and they have some good songs such as Above, Drag You Down, Good Times, Absent Elements, etc.

The band consists of:

Scott Anderson-vocals
James Black-guitar
Rick Jackett-guitar
Sean Anderson-bass
Rich Beddoe-drums

Stupid Guy: finger eleven sucks!

Me: Why?

Stupid Guy: cuz One Thing is a crappy song.

Me: Is that the only song by them you've heard?

Stupid Guy: Yeah.

Me: That's why you think that way.

Stupid Guy: Oh.

by mista conspiracy July 3, 2005

Cummer

A street in Toronto, Ontario running from Yonge St. to Leslie St. between Finch and Steeles.

The 42 goes along Cummer.

by mista conspiracy July 27, 2005