minderbinder's definitions

Fairyfart

The sound that a Weegie makes when he's talking. It sounds like a fairy having a fart. Over the course of a sentence, the voice will go up and down at least two octaves.

1st Edinburgh resident: I think I hear a fairyfart. A Weegie has just come into the pub.
2nd Edinburgh resident: Oh no, you're kidding!
Quick let's get out of here before he orders a bottle of Buckfast and sets fire to the place.

by Minderbinder January 8, 2021

Merch cut

When a live music venue takes a percentage of what a band or group earns from selling merchandise such as t-shirts and CDs at a gig. AKA stealing

Our band doesn't make as much money as we used to because a lot of venues are forcing us to take a merch cut.

by Minderbinder December 14, 2022

Git

An adult male of low worth, no manners and zero style, but who is convinced that he alone is the king of the world. Men resembling this definition are frequently to be found in positions of high social status and have only got there either through birth or by lying, cheating, stealing or other underhanded means. In this context, the word has little or no meaning outside the UK.

Boris Johnson is a git

by Minderbinder February 20, 2022

glaswegian

a loudmouth blowhard who can't hold it in.

Priest (after two hours in a confessional): Is that the end of your confession, my son?

Average Glaswegian male: Urr ye kiddin', faither? Uv no even started yet! I wis just talkin' aboot the fitba'!

by Minderbinder March 5, 2011

Jimi Hendrix

A god in mortal form, untouchable, the best guitarist ever.

Jimi Hendrix was the most talented and skilled guitarist in history or the future.

I don't believe in God, but I do believe in Jimi Hendrix.

by Minderbinder February 29, 2020

Shitshow

A production or programme that is so full of shit, it oozes from every pore and orifice. It reeks of faecal matter. See Brexit

Every sane, intelligent person on Planet Earth:

That Brexit is a right old shitshow

by Minderbinder September 11, 2020

Wage Slave

What 99% of humanity has to be in order to keep a roof over their head and put food on the table.

Me: Very few people get to do what they want with their lives. Unfortunately I'm not one of them. I'm just another wage slave.

by Minderbinder September 1, 2023