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Definitions by minderbinder

An adult male of low worth, no manners and zero style, but who is convinced that he alone is the king of the world. Men resembling this definition are frequently to be found in positions of high social status and have only got there either through birth or by lying, cheating, stealing or other underhanded means. In this context, the word has little or no meaning outside the UK.
Boris Johnson is a git
Git by Minderbinder February 20, 2022

Nadine Dorries 

UK government minister and the very definition of a mad cow. Anti-abortionist.
Hates the BBC. Third-rate novelist. Thinks Boris Johnson is a living God. If you see her in public and unrestrained, someone has obviously left the cage door open.
I watched an interview with Nadine Dorries on television and my brain is now trying to strangle me by way of revenge.
Nadine Dorries by Minderbinder February 5, 2022

Music snob

Everyone, because everyone likes to believe that their own tastes are the coolest on the planet.
Idiot 1: If you don't like U2, then you're a total music snob. Millions of people listen to them every day. No one wants to listen to a shitty little band that hardly anyone's heard of.
Idiot 2: Well you can go and fuck yourself, 'cos I

don't follow a herd mentality and I think for myself. I don't need someone else to form an opinion for me.
Music snob by Minderbinder January 7, 2022

Fairyfart 

The sound that a Weegie makes when he's talking. It sounds like a fairy having a fart. Over the course of a sentence, the voice will go up and down at least two octaves.
1st Edinburgh resident: I think I hear a fairyfart. A Weegie has just come into the pub.
2nd Edinburgh resident: Oh no, you're kidding!
Quick let's get out of here before he orders a bottle of Buckfast and sets fire to the place.
Fairyfart by Minderbinder January 8, 2021

Boris Johnson 

The last bastion of white male privilege and a national embarrassment.
Boris Johnson: Tally ho chaps and damn his eyes to Putney Bridge! Buller buller buller!!!!
Foreign tourist: What's he talking about? I didn't understand a word he said.
British citizen: That's Boris Johnson, he's our Prime Minister and I'm so ashamed, I want to emigrate.
Boris Johnson by Minderbinder November 20, 2020

Number 45 

Number 45 refers to the 45th President of the United States of America and who shall remain nameless for the the purposes of this definition. He is an ugly, corrupt, racist bastard who belongs in prison.
Journalist 1: Oh Christ, I'm not going to have a good day today.
Journalist 2: Why?
Journalist 1: My editor's just told me I have to go to the Whitehouse because Number 45 is giving a press conference.
Journalist 2: Whoa, that's some heavy shit right there. Good luck, dude.
Number 45 by Minderbinder October 21, 2020

Shitshow 

A production or programme that is so full of shit, it oozes from every pore and orifice. It reeks of faecal matter. See Brexit
Every sane, intelligent person on Planet Earth:

That Brexit is a right old shitshow
Shitshow by Minderbinder September 11, 2020