minderbinder's definitions

Fairyfart

The sound that a Weegie makes when he's talking. It sounds like a fairy having a fart. Over the course of a sentence, the voice will go up and down at least two octaves.

1st Edinburgh resident: I think I hear a fairyfart. A Weegie has just come into the pub.
2nd Edinburgh resident: Oh no, you're kidding!
Quick let's get out of here before he orders a bottle of Buckfast and sets fire to the place.

by Minderbinder January 8, 2021

Merch cut

When a live music venue takes a percentage of what a band or group earns from selling merchandise such as t-shirts and CDs at a gig. AKA stealing

Our band doesn't make as much money as we used to because a lot of venues are forcing us to take a merch cut.

by Minderbinder December 14, 2022

Mogwai

A band from Glasgow who are shit.

I once went to a Mogwai gig and they were awful. The support band was better than them.

by Minderbinder November 17, 2023

Global South

A load of drivel dreamt up and defined by well-meaning, but politically and geographically illiterate morons who hate the West. The fact that the so-called Global South includes the People's Republic of China, which has the second largest economy in the world, illustrates the stupidity and vacuousness of such a concept.

The USA, the UK and the EU are considered part of the Global North and the People's Republic of China is considered part of the Global South.

by Minderbinder October 7, 2023

Hamas

Terrorist group responsible for a pogrom against the state of Israel that occurred on 7 October 2023. Hates Jewish people and the state of Israel. Has sworn to destroy the state of Israel. Designated as a terrorist group by the US, UK and the EU. Does not care about the Palestinian people or the creation of a Palestinian state.

On 7 October 2023, Hamas invaded Israel and murdered over 1200 people and took approximately 250 people hostage, many of whom were not Jews or Israeli citizens.

by Minderbinder February 6, 2024

Music snob

Everyone, because everyone likes to believe that their own tastes are the coolest on the planet.

Idiot 1: If you don't like U2, then you're a total music snob. Millions of people listen to them every day. No one wants to listen to a shitty little band that hardly anyone's heard of.
Idiot 2: Well you can go and fuck yourself, 'cos I

don't follow a herd mentality and I think for myself. I don't need someone else to form an opinion for me.

by Minderbinder January 7, 2022

Shitshow

A production or programme that is so full of shit, it oozes from every pore and orifice. It reeks of faecal matter. See Brexit

Every sane, intelligent person on Planet Earth:

That Brexit is a right old shitshow

by Minderbinder September 11, 2020