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Fairyfart

The sound that a Weegie makes when he's talking. It sounds like a fairy having a fart. Over the course of a sentence, the voice will go up and down at least two octaves.
1st Edinburgh resident: I think I hear a fairyfart. A Weegie has just come into the pub.
2nd Edinburgh resident: Oh no, you're kidding!
Quick let's get out of here before he orders a bottle of Buckfast and sets fire to the place.
by Minderbinder January 8, 2021
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Wage Slave

What 99% of humanity has to be in order to keep a roof over their head and put food on the table.
Me: Very few people get to do what they want with their lives. Unfortunately I'm not one of them. I'm just another wage slave.
by Minderbinder September 1, 2023
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Merch cut

When a live music venue takes a percentage of what a band or group earns from selling merchandise such as t-shirts and CDs at a gig. AKA stealing
Our band doesn't make as much money as we used to because a lot of venues are forcing us to take a merch cut.
by Minderbinder December 14, 2022
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Hamas

Terrorist group responsible for a pogrom against the state of Israel that occurred on 7 October 2023. Hates Jewish people and the state of Israel. Has sworn to destroy the state of Israel. Designated as a terrorist group by the US, UK and the EU. Does not care about the Palestinian people or the creation of a Palestinian state.
On 7 October 2023, Hamas invaded Israel and murdered over 1200 people and took approximately 250 people hostage, many of whom were not Jews or Israeli citizens.
by Minderbinder February 6, 2024
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Provos

The nickname for the Provisional Irish Republican Army. A group of murderous thugs who were willing to kill innocent civilians in support of their cause of achieving a united Ireland.
The Provos detonated bombs in Warrington, England in March 1993 that killed 3 year old Johnathan Ball and 12 year old Tim Parry.
by Minderbinder October 27, 2022
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Jimi Hendrix

A god in mortal form, untouchable, the best guitarist ever.
Jimi Hendrix was the most talented and skilled guitarist in history or the future.

I don't believe in God, but I do believe in Jimi Hendrix.
by Minderbinder February 29, 2020
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Shitshow

A production or programme that is so full of shit, it oozes from every pore and orifice. It reeks of faecal matter. See Brexit
Every sane, intelligent person on Planet Earth:

That Brexit is a right old shitshow
by Minderbinder September 11, 2020
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