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glaswegian

a loudmouth blowhard who can't hold it in.
Priest (after two hours in a confessional): Is that the end of your confession, my son?

Average Glaswegian male: Urr ye kiddin', faither? Uv no even started yet! I wis just talkin' aboot the fitba'!
by Minderbinder March 5, 2011
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Wage Slave

What 99% of humanity has to be in order to keep a roof over their head and put food on the table.
Me: Very few people get to do what they want with their lives. Unfortunately I'm not one of them. I'm just another wage slave.
by Minderbinder September 1, 2023
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Shitshow

A production or programme that is so full of shit, it oozes from every pore and orifice. It reeks of faecal matter. See Brexit
Every sane, intelligent person on Planet Earth:

That Brexit is a right old shitshow
by Minderbinder September 11, 2020
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Jimi Hendrix

A god in mortal form, untouchable, the best guitarist ever.
Jimi Hendrix was the most talented and skilled guitarist in history or the future.

I don't believe in God, but I do believe in Jimi Hendrix.
by Minderbinder February 29, 2020
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Merch cut

When a live music venue takes a percentage of what a band or group earns from selling merchandise such as t-shirts and CDs at a gig. AKA stealing
Our band doesn't make as much money as we used to because a lot of venues are forcing us to take a merch cut.
by Minderbinder December 14, 2022
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Mogwai

A band from Glasgow who are shit.
I once went to a Mogwai gig and they were awful. The support band was better than them.
by Minderbinder November 17, 2023
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Global South

A load of drivel dreamt up and defined by well-meaning, but politically and geographically illiterate morons who hate the West. The fact that the so-called Global South includes the People's Republic of China, which has the second largest economy in the world, illustrates the stupidity and vacuousness of such a concept.
The USA, the UK and the EU are considered part of the Global North and the People's Republic of China is considered part of the Global South.
by Minderbinder October 7, 2023
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