Global South

A load of drivel dreamt up and defined by well-meaning, but politically and geographically illiterate morons who hate the West. The fact that the so-called Global South includes the People's Republic of China, which has the second largest economy in the world, illustrates the stupidity and vacuousness of such a concept.
The USA, the UK and the EU are considered part of the Global North and the People's Republic of China is considered part of the Global South.
by Minderbinder October 07, 2023
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Fairyfart

The sound that a Weegie makes when he's talking. It sounds like a fairy having a fart. Over the course of a sentence, the voice will go up and down at least two octaves.
1st Edinburgh resident: I think I hear a fairyfart. A Weegie has just come into the pub.
2nd Edinburgh resident: Oh no, you're kidding!
Quick let's get out of here before he orders a bottle of Buckfast and sets fire to the place.
by Minderbinder January 08, 2021
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Wage Slave

What 99% of humanity has to be in order to keep a roof over their head and put food on the table.
Me: Very few people get to do what they want with their lives. Unfortunately I'm not one of them. I'm just another wage slave.
by Minderbinder September 02, 2023
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Merch cut

When a live music venue takes a percentage of what a band or group earns from selling merchandise such as t-shirts and CDs at a gig. AKA stealing
Our band doesn't make as much money as we used to because a lot of venues are forcing us to take a merch cut.
by Minderbinder December 14, 2022
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Nadine Dorries

UK government minister and the very definition of a mad cow. Anti-abortionist.
Hates the BBC. Third-rate novelist. Thinks Boris Johnson is a living God. If you see her in public and unrestrained, someone has obviously left the cage door open.
I watched an interview with Nadine Dorries on television and my brain is now trying to strangle me by way of revenge.
by Minderbinder February 05, 2022
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glaswegian

a loudmouth blowhard who can't hold it in.
Priest (after two hours in a confessional): Is that the end of your confession, my son?

Average Glaswegian male: Urr ye kiddin', faither? Uv no even started yet! I wis just talkin' aboot the fitba'!
by Minderbinder February 18, 2011
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Mogwai

A band from Glasgow who are shit.
I once went to a Mogwai gig and they were awful. The support band was better than them.
by Minderbinder November 18, 2023
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