miller's definitions

Lapland

Home of lapdancing. Located in Northern Finland, the place where Santa lives.

I just came from a lapdancing joint in Lapland.

by Miller September 20, 2004

Crunching

The act of having really rough sex. Possibly with Oreo cookies involved.

I was crunching with Sam Malone last night and I tore that skank up.

by Miller September 16, 2004

Persian Twist

The art of cramming some Oreos into a girls vagina and then using your penis to crunch them up. The end result is your dick looks like a black and white barber shop pole.

Hey baby lets bust out some oreos and do the persian twist.

by Miller September 16, 2004

Butt Stank on The Hangdown

After having anal sex, the stink from the girl's ass that remains on your weiner. I've found that scrubbing with a brillo pad is the best way to remove said stink.

Yo Tressler how did last night go?
- I got some butt stank on my hangdown!!! EI EI

by Miller September 16, 2004

The Pittsburgher

During sex, you add cole slaw and french fries to the act. Also known as the primanti brother.

Yo homey I was crunching this girl last night and to spice it up we did the Pittsburgher. The cole slaw and Fries combo was sweet.

by Miller September 16, 2004

comic

As in Captain Comic, the legendary video game from the 80's

Captain Comic is gonna beam joo!

by Miller June 30, 2004

foight

it's the greaden!!! tiiiiiiiiiiii!

FOIGHT!!!!! This party is the greaden!

by Miller May 24, 2004