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downtown sephora majora 

get your leg off my downtown sephora majora i’m not gay

downtown superstar 

1. someone who's known but not famous

2. when you're a household name on the l.e.s., but no one in oklahoma has ever heard of you

3. "famous" enough to be invited to all the fabulous parties, but not famous enough for the paparazzi to follow you to after hours
nearly everyone in paper magazine is a downtown superstar

like chloe sevigny before she went all mainstream (not that we don't still adore her)
downtown superstar by djsupercute August 10, 2007

downtown sephora majora 

y’all my downtown sephora majora is itchyyy and burning

Downtown Squid 

The human digestive system is unable to digest or break down certain foods such as corn. The inevitable result is that such items make their way through the digestive tract intact in your poop. A friend of mine discovered that he cannot digest baby octopi. He found this out when he say several little octopi swimming in the crapper.

These little critters were determined to have gone "downtown" at this point. "Squid" sounded better than "Octopus" and thus, the term "Downtown Squid" was born.

The term can be applied to anything that comes out in your poop and is instantly identifiable.

"Downtown Corn"
"Downtown Mushrooms"
I I shouldn't have eaten that octopus salad at the Chinese restaurant. It'll surely be "Downtown Squid" tomorrow afternoon.

apartment in downtown springfield 

Polite way of referring to AIDS.
Did you here? Topher doesn't just have a House In Virginia; that dude has a full blown Apartment In Downtown Springfield

downtown special 

An ambiguous term for any action that seeks to dominate/own another person. Can be used sexually and non-sexually. Originated from the phrase "Takin' her downtown", or "From downtown!"
I gave my girl the downtown special, Bro!

Dude I gave 'em the downtown special! I scored from backfield!
downtown special by untitled0_0 August 14, 2017