miller's definitions

Lapland

Home of lapdancing. Located in Northern Finland, the place where Santa lives.

I just came from a lapdancing joint in Lapland.

by Miller September 20, 2004

foight

it's the greaden!!! tiiiiiiiiiiii!

FOIGHT!!!!! This party is the greaden!

by Miller May 24, 2004

Persian Twist

The art of cramming some Oreos into a girls vagina and then using your penis to crunch them up. The end result is your dick looks like a black and white barber shop pole.

Hey baby lets bust out some oreos and do the persian twist.

by Miller September 16, 2004

perambulator

Urban child transportation vehicle operating on 4 wheels or more.

Johnny was hit by a perambulator when he was a child.

by Miller August 30, 2003

The Philadelphia Steamer

Often confused with the Cleveland Steamer... In the city of brotherly love, this occurs when a guy takes a dump on a girl's chest or vice versa and then mixes the bowel with creme cheese. A variation called the "Philly Steamer" results when the dump is mixed with nacho cheese, onions, and green peppers.

Bob: Spicy mustard you are hot tonight.
Gloria: Oh Bob I can't take anymore. I've
got to go #2.
Bob: Don't worry baby, you can use my
chest.
(After she does her business)
Bob: Oh yeah I love that! Now mix in some
of that Philly Creme Cheese.

by Miller August 7, 2005

The Pittsburgher

During sex, you add cole slaw and french fries to the act. Also known as the primanti brother.

Yo homey I was crunching this girl last night and to spice it up we did the Pittsburgher. The cole slaw and Fries combo was sweet.

by Miller September 16, 2004

yo bitch

a sentence a whigger would use to get attention on a females behalf

yo bitch give me fucking head

by miller March 14, 2003