Max Vance

He makes F's, you make A's
by Miles November 11, 2003
Get the Max Vance mug.

chur mom

1. (phrase) Contraction for "fucked your mom". Used when one does not have a witty comeback handy. Can be countered with "chur mom harder", but then "chur mom hardest" wins. No triple stamping of a double stamp or anything of that sort. "Touché." is then said bye the loser to recognize the supremacy of the relatoins had with his or her mother.

2. (noun) another way of saying your your mom.
1. A: "Chur mom in the butt."
B: "Chur mom harder in the butt."
A: "Chur mom hardest in the butt."
B: "Touché."

2. "Hey where's chur mom at that bitch hasn't given me a rim job in at least two days."
by miles January 15, 2005
Get the chur mom mug.

Guido Hatzis

Greek adonis/legend known for his ability to attract women and kickboxing ability. Has gained a cult following among the highly educated. See also "The besht."
Quote: "Where there's me, there's ladies."
by Miles November 25, 2003
Get the Guido Hatzis mug.

poopsifter

one who sifts poop. 2nd harvest mmmmmmmmm
mike likes to poopsift for peanuts.
by miles January 24, 2004
Get the poopsifter mug.

doves

20" chrome rims fo ya pimp mobile!
don't let rimshiner's shine your doves
Woah! check out those doves man!
by Miles May 27, 2003
Get the doves mug.

meaty thigh

The portion of the body sited above the knee, below the waiste and on the inside of the leg. Usually touched by Uncles, preists and dads. Well Paul's is.
The priest gasped when he saw the little boys meaty thigh and he popped 300,000 boners per sec and almost fainted. But no, he grabbed it and rubbed his penis on it and came all over it and then got sued for a million dollars for not licking his mess off.
by Miles March 30, 2005
Get the meaty thigh mug.

Whale-Chomp

The act of accidentally squeezing the testicles very roughly between closed, bent legs.

origin: The thighs, when opened and closed, look like a whale's mouth.
Carlos whale-chomped himself.
by Miles May 20, 2004
Get the Whale-Chomp mug.