mikroth's definitions
used of films, memoirs, poetry, distorting or falsifying the truth to grab your emotions -- successfully !
'You read that Frey 'memoir' that Oprah was plugging, yet ?'
'Memoir shit ! Great story, blame his publisher for marketing a novel as a memoir -- sheer heartsploitation ! My girl wept buckets, then blamed me for spilling the beans...'
'Memoir shit ! Great story, blame his publisher for marketing a novel as a memoir -- sheer heartsploitation ! My girl wept buckets, then blamed me for spilling the beans...'
by mikroth August 20, 2008
Get the heartsploitationmug. to notwith is to stand obviously at a distance from someone at a party or business gathering : a colleague who was sent with you to the meeting, but whom you despise; or an ex you were together with for a fair time but now parted from... it's a kinda public statement.
They sent that moron from Publicity with me on the freebie -- so I made a point to notwith him at all the meetings and parties just to let them know...
She was there at the party, so I had to notwith her, otherwise people would be going on about 'you two...'
The bastard chose to notwith me all evening... ambitious crawler, we're supposed to have represented the firm as a pair...
She was there at the party, so I had to notwith her, otherwise people would be going on about 'you two...'
The bastard chose to notwith me all evening... ambitious crawler, we're supposed to have represented the firm as a pair...
by mikroth October 31, 2007
Get the notwithmug. abbreviation for 'non-f***ing friendz', with a comfy sound to it..
can be exes you've mutually accepted as good pals, or some gay guy who's savvy and amusing, or anyone else in your close posse...
can be exes you've mutually accepted as good pals, or some gay guy who's savvy and amusing, or anyone else in your close posse...
'Hey, didn't I see you with your ex again the other day ?'
'Oh, we're noffies now, it's great and we've moved on...'
'Oooh, who's that cutebum you're running, along with your steady ?'
'Oh, isn't he sweet ? He's gay, so we're just noffies... though I wouldn't mind giving him a test run...'
'Oh, we're noffies now, it's great and we've moved on...'
'Oooh, who's that cutebum you're running, along with your steady ?'
'Oh, isn't he sweet ? He's gay, so we're just noffies... though I wouldn't mind giving him a test run...'
by mikroth January 6, 2008
Get the noffiemug. 'We broke up last week, but we're back now and it's all Barbra..'
'I faced going back home to meet the grizzlies after all these years, but we've made up and it's all Barbra...'
'jeez, honey, can't we drop this little mistake of mine, and be back to Barbra ?'
'I faced going back home to meet the grizzlies after all these years, but we've made up and it's all Barbra...'
'jeez, honey, can't we drop this little mistake of mine, and be back to Barbra ?'
by mikroth October 24, 2007
Get the Barbramug. A variant on 'bragadoccio', bragging and showing off -- here referred to the attempt to foist a conceited vision of yourself on chat sites, blogs, etc.
'He's quite reasonable to talk to -- but on the web, it's all blogadoccio...'
'She's a damaged person -- so she tries to compensate on the internet with blogadoccio about her tit size, conquests, etc...'
'I've stopped hitting personal websites -- it's all blogadoccio...'
'She's a damaged person -- so she tries to compensate on the internet with blogadoccio about her tit size, conquests, etc...'
'I've stopped hitting personal websites -- it's all blogadoccio...'
by mikroth October 29, 2007
Get the blogadocciomug. When you're reading a boring book out of duty, and your eye just slides over the words without engaging your brain..
'I tried to revise for the exam last night... but it was just eye-skating -- nothing stuck in the mind..'
by mikroth December 22, 2008
Get the eye-skatingmug. A couple of puns to point a cynical view of that period from around Halloween to the New Year Sales which comes and goes in a tsunami of commerce...
'Jeez ! Halloween already ! We're into the hysteria of Hallowgoodbuymas now...'
'I'd love to be somewhere at this time of year far away from the stores, and lists of obligatory presents... I call it Hallowgoodbuymas...'
'I'd love to be somewhere at this time of year far away from the stores, and lists of obligatory presents... I call it Hallowgoodbuymas...'
by mikroth November 19, 2007
Get the Hallowgoodbuymasmug.