abbreviation for 'non-f***ing friendz', with a comfy sound to it..
can be exes you've mutually accepted as good pals, or some gay guy who's savvy and amusing, or anyone else in your close posse...
can be exes you've mutually accepted as good pals, or some gay guy who's savvy and amusing, or anyone else in your close posse...
'Hey, didn't I see you with your ex again the other day ?'
'Oh, we're noffies now, it's great and we've moved on...'
'Oooh, who's that cutebum you're running, along with your steady ?'
'Oh, isn't he sweet ? He's gay, so we're just noffies... though I wouldn't mind giving him a test run...'
'Oh, we're noffies now, it's great and we've moved on...'
'Oooh, who's that cutebum you're running, along with your steady ?'
'Oh, isn't he sweet ? He's gay, so we're just noffies... though I wouldn't mind giving him a test run...'
by mikroth December 16, 2007
'We broke up last week, but we're back now and it's all Barbra..'
'I faced going back home to meet the grizzlies after all these years, but we've made up and it's all Barbra...'
'jeez, honey, can't we drop this little mistake of mine, and be back to Barbra ?'
'I faced going back home to meet the grizzlies after all these years, but we've made up and it's all Barbra...'
'jeez, honey, can't we drop this little mistake of mine, and be back to Barbra ?'
by mikroth October 09, 2007
used of films, memoirs, poetry, distorting or falsifying the truth to grab your emotions -- successfully !
'You read that Frey 'memoir' that Oprah was plugging, yet ?'
'Memoir shit ! Great story, blame his publisher for marketing a novel as a memoir -- sheer heartsploitation ! My girl wept buckets, then blamed me for spilling the beans...'
'Memoir shit ! Great story, blame his publisher for marketing a novel as a memoir -- sheer heartsploitation ! My girl wept buckets, then blamed me for spilling the beans...'
by mikroth July 24, 2008
A couple of puns to point a cynical view of that period from around Halloween to the New Year Sales which comes and goes in a tsunami of commerce...
'Jeez ! Halloween already ! We're into the hysteria of Hallowgoodbuymas now...'
'I'd love to be somewhere at this time of year far away from the stores, and lists of obligatory presents... I call it Hallowgoodbuymas...'
'I'd love to be somewhere at this time of year far away from the stores, and lists of obligatory presents... I call it Hallowgoodbuymas...'
by mikroth October 31, 2007
by mikroth September 22, 2008
Sums up everything you hate about New Year's Eve celebrations -- 'nooyer' signifies the meaningless behaviour of louts at that time,'Nooyer' signifies celebs having the time of their lives on camera (and often pre-recorded in late summer...)
'We went down to the pub for a celebratory drink -- but it was full of nooyer shouting and binge and vomit...'
'Nothing on TV tonite but Nooyer plastic jollity and second-rank celeb media exposure...'
'Nothing on TV tonite but Nooyer plastic jollity and second-rank celeb media exposure...'
by mikroth January 01, 2008
The public outrage manufactured by those who want to cover their own dirty tracks by accusing others.
" 'Stop hounding politicians for cheating public funds -- they're only human; respect their privacy' -- What hyposhit !"
"Journalists, of all people, accusing politicians of fiddling their expenses ! How's that for hyposhit ?!"
"Journalists, of all people, accusing politicians of fiddling their expenses ! How's that for hyposhit ?!"
by mikroth May 24, 2009