mikeejimbo's definitions

urban dictionary sucks

A contradictory statement

Something that could never be true

by mikeejimbo August 26, 2005

f00b

A stupid person who is new at something. Comes from 13375p34k, the hackish slang. A cross between n00b and f00.

I hate f00bs who ask stupid questions.

by mikeejimbo July 21, 2004

Chalk

The common term for the naturally occurring substance Calcium Carbonate (CaCO3) It is also made synthetically, and often used for writing on blackboards (traditionally made of slate) and sidewalks.

Teachers often have a large supply of chalk on hand!

by mikeejimbo September 23, 2005

stuffnthang

A nerdy metasyntactic variable, typically in place of a plural noun, but uses others.

And then you click on the, uh, stuffnthang.

by mikeejimbo July 19, 2006

Chigger

A small parasitic mite. See also Chegro.

Chiggers sometimes live in bushes

by mikeejimbo August 27, 2005

Googlist

A person that worships Google

Tom Cruise should quit Scientology and become a Googlist

by mikeejimbo July 13, 2006

ftb

"For the block." Similar to ftw and ftl but used much more rarely.

Whoopi Goldberg ftb.

by mikeejimbo July 27, 2006