mikeejimbo's definitions

ftb

"For the block." Similar to ftw and ftl but used much more rarely.

Whoopi Goldberg ftb.

by mikeejimbo July 27, 2006

f00b

A stupid person who is new at something. Comes from 13375p34k, the hackish slang. A cross between n00b and f00.

I hate f00bs who ask stupid questions.

by mikeejimbo July 21, 2004

&&

In some programming languages, this is used to perform logical 'and' on two things. In others, it's used for short-circuit logical operation.

0 && 0 = 0
0 && 1 = 0
1 && 0 = 0
1 && 1 = 1

by mikeejimbo August 23, 2006

God

A being and entity, that contrary to popular belief, does in fact exist. Many people will say "A God could not let all this bad stuff happen (e.g., wars, famine, disease, disasters), so therefore, He must not exist." However, what they don't know is that God, like any other being, has likes and dislikes, and in fact, He dislikes some people.

I know for a fact he fuckin' loathes me.

by mikeejimbo August 26, 2005

Chalk

The common term for the naturally occurring substance Calcium Carbonate (CaCO3) It is also made synthetically, and often used for writing on blackboards (traditionally made of slate) and sidewalks.

Teachers often have a large supply of chalk on hand!

by mikeejimbo September 23, 2005

Googlist

A person that worships Google

Tom Cruise should quit Scientology and become a Googlist

by mikeejimbo July 13, 2006

Chigger

A small parasitic mite. See also Chegro.

Chiggers sometimes live in bushes

by mikeejimbo August 27, 2005