Definitions by mikeejimbo

Chalk

The common term for the naturally occurring substance Calcium Carbonate (CaCO3) It is also made synthetically, and often used for writing on blackboards (traditionally made of slate) and sidewalks.

Teachers often have a large supply of chalk on hand!

Chalk by mikeejimbo September 23, 2005

Chigger 

A small parasitic mite. See also Chegro.

Chiggers sometimes live in bushes

Chigger by mikeejimbo August 27, 2005

God 

A being and entity, that contrary to popular belief, does in fact exist. Many people will say "A God could not let all this bad stuff happen (e.g., wars, famine, disease, disasters), so therefore, He must not exist." However, what they don't know is that God, like any other being, has likes and dislikes, and in fact, He dislikes some people.

I know for a fact he fuckin' loathes me.

God by mikeejimbo August 26, 2005

urban dictionary sucks 

A contradictory statement

Something that could never be true

urban dictionary sucks by mikeejimbo August 26, 2005

bbn 

"Be back never", an acronym akin to bbl, made up by someone and hasn't yet gotten into mainstream use. The person(s) it is used by generally use it when they're about to go away and contemplate suicide.

"Killing self - bbn"

bbn by mikeejimbo January 28, 2005

bbe

"Be back eventually," an acronym akin to bbl that is used chiefly ironically because "later" is such an ambiguous term, the "eventually" is used for even more ambiguity. (And of course, ironically)

"Well, I've got to go, bbe"

bbe by mikeejimbo January 28, 2005

f00b 

A stupid person who is new at something. Comes from 13375p34k, the hackish slang. A cross between n00b and f00.

I hate f00bs who ask stupid questions.

f00b by mikeejimbo July 21, 2004