mikeejimbo's definitions

urban dictionary sucks

A contradictory statement

Something that could never be true

by mikeejimbo August 26, 2005

f00b

A stupid person who is new at something. Comes from 13375p34k, the hackish slang. A cross between n00b and f00.

I hate f00bs who ask stupid questions.

by mikeejimbo July 21, 2004

ftb

"For the block." Similar to ftw and ftl but used much more rarely.

Whoopi Goldberg ftb.

by mikeejimbo July 27, 2006

fetus soup

A soup made from aborted fetuses. Often includes garlic and pork, and is considered a health food in China, in that it's supposedly good for the skin and general overall health.

Normally, I buy some pork to make fetus soup

by mikeejimbo October 1, 2006

Chalk

The common term for the naturally occurring substance Calcium Carbonate (CaCO3) It is also made synthetically, and often used for writing on blackboards (traditionally made of slate) and sidewalks.

Teachers often have a large supply of chalk on hand!

by mikeejimbo September 23, 2005

Chigger

A small parasitic mite. See also Chegro.

Chiggers sometimes live in bushes

by mikeejimbo August 27, 2005

Googlist

A person that worships Google

Tom Cruise should quit Scientology and become a Googlist

by mikeejimbo July 13, 2006