mikeejimbo's definitions

&&

In some programming languages, this is used to perform logical 'and' on two things. In others, it's used for short-circuit logical operation.

0 && 0 = 0
0 && 1 = 0
1 && 0 = 0
1 && 1 = 1

by mikeejimbo August 23, 2006

God

A being and entity, that contrary to popular belief, does in fact exist. Many people will say "A God could not let all this bad stuff happen (e.g., wars, famine, disease, disasters), so therefore, He must not exist." However, what they don't know is that God, like any other being, has likes and dislikes, and in fact, He dislikes some people.

I know for a fact he fuckin' loathes me.

by mikeejimbo August 26, 2005

stuffnthang

A nerdy metasyntactic variable, typically in place of a plural noun, but uses others.

And then you click on the, uh, stuffnthang.

by mikeejimbo July 19, 2006

bbe

"Be back eventually," an acronym akin to bbl that is used chiefly ironically because "later" is such an ambiguous term, the "eventually" is used for even more ambiguity. (And of course, ironically)

"Well, I've got to go, bbe"

by mikeejimbo January 28, 2005

Googlist

A person that worships Google

Tom Cruise should quit Scientology and become a Googlist

by mikeejimbo July 13, 2006

Chigger

A small parasitic mite. See also Chegro.

Chiggers sometimes live in bushes

by mikeejimbo August 27, 2005

ftb

"For the block." Similar to ftw and ftl but used much more rarely.

Whoopi Goldberg ftb.

by mikeejimbo July 27, 2006