God

A being and entity, that contrary to popular belief, does in fact exist. Many people will say "A God could not let all this bad stuff happen (e.g., wars, famine, disease, disasters), so therefore, He must not exist." However, what they don't know is that God, like any other being, has likes and dislikes, and in fact, He dislikes some people.

I know for a fact he fuckin' loathes me.

by mikeejimbo July 31, 2005

stuffnthang

A nerdy metasyntactic variable, typically in place of a plural noun, but uses others.

And then you click on the, uh, stuffnthang.

by mikeejimbo July 19, 2006

&&

In some programming languages, this is used to perform logical 'and' on two things. In others, it's used for short-circuit logical operation.

0 && 0 = 0
0 && 1 = 0
1 && 0 = 0
1 && 1 = 1

by mikeejimbo August 23, 2006

urban dictionary sucks

A contradictory statement

Something that could never be true

by mikeejimbo July 31, 2005

ftb

"For the block." Similar to ftw and ftl but used much more rarely.

Whoopi Goldberg ftb.

by mikeejimbo July 27, 2006

fetus soup

A soup made from aborted fetuses. Often includes garlic and pork, and is considered a health food in China, in that it's supposedly good for the skin and general overall health.

Normally, I buy some pork to make fetus soup

by mikeejimbo September 30, 2006

f00b

A stupid person who is new at something. Comes from 13375p34k, the hackish slang. A cross between n00b and f00.

I hate f00bs who ask stupid questions.

by mikeejimbo July 22, 2004