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ball and chain baby

(noun) when a female gets pregnant on purpose, with the hope that the baby daddy will then marry her. Once a wife, women are often referred to as "the old ball and chain" because they keep a guy held down; away from his friends; "imprisoned."
Tiffany lied to Marquez about being on birth control, and now she's going to have her little ball and chain baby--but there's no way that Marquez is going to marry her.
by mike87111 February 21, 2010
mugGet the ball and chain babymug.

creeps

How low-intelligent people pronouce the word "crepes."
What you got there?

"Creeps -- it's a fancy type of donut."
by mike87111 November 23, 2013
mugGet the creepsmug.

Niqqer

(noun) Exact same meaning as the word "nigger."

Replacing the "gg" with "qq" allows the word to used in an online post without (currently) having your post automatically censored; marked for approval by a board moderator; or banned outright.
If Trayvon had just stayed home once he got there -- instead of going back to attack Zimmerman -- that stupid niqqer would still be alive.
by mike87111 June 15, 2018
mugGet the Niqqermug.

The Obama 47

Refers to the 47% of the population that will vote for President Barack Obama, no matter what he says or does, because the majority of them are unintelligent, on Government assistance / welfare; emotionally enamored with Obama; African American; etc.

They consist, primarily, of uneducated people who don't work and thus, do not care about the economy, foreign policy, or the health of the United States in general.

All that they primarily are concerned about, is that they receive their food stamps; free HUD housing; other Government assistance; etc.
I hope that Mitt Romney can beat Obama, but it's going to be hard to do since the President has The Obama 47 in his pocket.

"I agree. With all those welfare whores, drug dealers, ex-cons, scam artists, and fat white women following him like lemmings, it going to be hard to pull an upset victory."
by mike87111 September 19, 2012
mugGet the The Obama 47mug.

Tent City

Where fat women buy their blouses etc.
LaCresha and her 9 sisters are all so fat, they have to shop at Tent City to find anything that fits their lard asses.
by mike87111 November 28, 2011
mugGet the Tent Citymug.

criminal breeder

A man or woman, who has child after child, with no regards to how that child is supported or raised--usually resulting in said child becoming a criminal later on in their life.
LeBron and Velveeta are such criminal breeders. He has 11 kids and she has 7 and neither of them has ever worked a day in their lives. It won't be long before those kids are serving time.
by mike87111 July 2, 2011
mugGet the criminal breedermug.

Alabama ding dong

(noun) a person from Alabama who irritates you.

A play on words from the famous song by The Edsels: Rama Lama Ding Dong
(as you're leaving the football stadium after Alabama just annihilated your team & their fans are rubbing it in): "Just ignore those Alabama ding dongs."
by mike87111 June 15, 2018
mugGet the Alabama ding dongmug.

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