"Tanisha's baby-daddy #4 won't give her any money for diapers. He knows that she can't buy them with her food stamps!"
That's just tur-uh-bull. Her three other baby-daddies give her drugs to sell so she can buy diapers for their kids.
That's just tur-uh-bull. Her three other baby-daddies give her drugs to sell so she can buy diapers for their kids.
by mike87111 May 21, 2012
When posting to an internet discussion forum, it is another way to say "bitch and moan" without having the words be scrambled by the "offensive language" sensors or having the posting refused altogether because of "offensive language."
I was trying to rant about how much Obama likes to whine and blame others, but the site wouldn't let me post the phrase: "bitch and moan."
"Just use "mitch and boan" instead; people will know what you mean and why you had to post it that way."
"Just use "mitch and boan" instead; people will know what you mean and why you had to post it that way."
by mike87111 November 10, 2012
a female who votes, based on emotion and/or her "crush" on a particular candidate and not based on any facts, policies, etc. of a politician.
I went to the Obama rally with my girlfriend. I've never seen so many twat voters in my entire life. They were gushing over him like he was their favorite vibrator.
by mike87111 October 26, 2012
LaCresha and her 9 sisters are all so fat, they have to shop at Tent City to find anything that fits their lard asses.
by mike87111 November 28, 2011
Whatever happened to Barb after she got caught shoplifting again?
"They finally sent her away. She's at the doll house upstate. Won't get out for 2 years."
"They finally sent her away. She's at the doll house upstate. Won't get out for 2 years."
by mike87111 April 16, 2014
Tiffany use to be so cute, but then she got Facebook Fat. She spends all her spare time on that site.
by mike87111 April 21, 2011
A combination of the words "celebrity" and "bitchy"; can be used as a noun or an adjective, although "celebitch" is the more correct noun usage.
Refers to a famous, or infamous, female person who is considered, by the majority of people (especially men), to be a bitch.
Refers to a famous, or infamous, female person who is considered, by the majority of people (especially men), to be a bitch.
High-profile, media-whore attorney, celebitchy Gloria Allred is such a man-hater; she thinks every woman is always innocent.
by mike87111 July 05, 2011