Definitions by mike87111
downtown business district
Why isn't Derek playing short-stop?
"He was, but then a ground ball bounced up and hit him in the 'downtown business district' -- if you know what I mean -- and he had to come out of the game."
OUCH!
"He was, but then a ground ball bounced up and hit him in the 'downtown business district' -- if you know what I mean -- and he had to come out of the game."
OUCH!
downtown business district by mike87111 November 22, 2013
Pho Bias
"Did 'Len Bias' have a brother named 'Pho?' "
I don't think so .. why do you ask?
There's something in the newspaper about 'Pho Bias."
Let me see ... (reads paper) ... that's "phobias" you idiot! It means to be afraid of something.
I don't think so .. why do you ask?
There's something in the newspaper about 'Pho Bias."
Let me see ... (reads paper) ... that's "phobias" you idiot! It means to be afraid of something.
bloater
(n) a fat white woman who votes for a canditate; usually for no other reason than they find that candidate attractive.
A combination of the two words "bloat" and "voter".
A combination of the two words "bloat" and "voter".
In all actuality, it was not the blacks or the Latinos who put Obama into Office -- it was the stupid bloaters.
"Bloaters?"
You know ... the fat, lazy, ugly, ignorant, never-held- a-job women who just sit at home and watch TV all day.
"Oh, I know the type. The ones that fantasize about Obama F-ing them, because no one else will."
You got it.
"Bloaters?"
You know ... the fat, lazy, ugly, ignorant, never-held- a-job women who just sit at home and watch TV all day.
"Oh, I know the type. The ones that fantasize about Obama F-ing them, because no one else will."
You got it.
Ugly-Baby-Syndrome
(n) refers to females who -because something belongs to them, or they created something (a baby) - cannot step back and see that it is hideous-looking and repulsive to most everyone else (and especially men) who look at the same thing.
Named after the medically known fact that the majority of women who birth ugly babies believe that this said baby is absolutely beautiful.
Named after the medically known fact that the majority of women who birth ugly babies believe that this said baby is absolutely beautiful.
Do you see Tanisha's new baby?
"Yes. Man, is that thing butt-ugly or what? And she keeps going on and on and on about how it's the most beautiful baby that she's ever seen."
She's got Ugly-Baby-Syndrome, for sure! She does the same thing with her hideous-looking shoes too -- she's always wearing some ugly heels and she thinks they're beautiful.
"Yes. Man, is that thing butt-ugly or what? And she keeps going on and on and on about how it's the most beautiful baby that she's ever seen."
She's got Ugly-Baby-Syndrome, for sure! She does the same thing with her hideous-looking shoes too -- she's always wearing some ugly heels and she thinks they're beautiful.
Ugly-Baby-Syndrome by mike87111 October 28, 2013
Dexter Morgan'd
(v) when a scum bag, who deserves to killed, dies by an unknown assailant
In reference to Dexter Morgan, the protagonist on the hugely popular Showtime series "Dexter."
In reference to Dexter Morgan, the protagonist on the hugely popular Showtime series "Dexter."
I can't believe that they are prosecuting George for killing Trayvon.
I know, it was just a matter of time before someone would have Dexter Morgan'd his punk ass.
I know, it was just a matter of time before someone would have Dexter Morgan'd his punk ass.
Dexter Morgan'd by mike87111 January 12, 2013
Kanye Westing
(n) masturbating; especially by a feral, sex-obsessed, stalking pervert
Refers to Kanye West and his obsession with the Kim Kardashian sex tape.
Kanye admitted that he frequently masturbated to the tape and then he embarked on an obsessive, borderline stalking, campaign to win over the object of his infatuation.
Refers to Kanye West and his obsession with the Kim Kardashian sex tape.
Kanye admitted that he frequently masturbated to the tape and then he embarked on an obsessive, borderline stalking, campaign to win over the object of his infatuation.
Where' Spike? I though we were all heading to the club?
He's inside Kanye Westing to the tennis match on TV. He's absolutely obsessed with Serena Williams."
He's inside Kanye Westing to the tennis match on TV. He's absolutely obsessed with Serena Williams."
Kanye Westing by mike87111 January 8, 2013