Definitions by mike87111
Batshitistan
Combination of the words "bat shit" and the suffix "-istan" ... (as in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Turkmenistan and other nut-case Middle Eastern countries).
Used as the fictional home country of a person, who does, or says, something incredibly moronic.
Used as the fictional home country of a person, who does, or says, something incredibly moronic.
Did you see Tyra Banks on last night's episode of "Top Model?"
She made the girls dress up as their favorite kind of anal lubricant.
"What a nut-job! She's definitely the Queen of Batshitistan."
She made the girls dress up as their favorite kind of anal lubricant.
"What a nut-job! She's definitely the Queen of Batshitistan."
Batshitistan by mike87111 January 1, 2012
fake-rape
When a female regrets having sex with a male, and makes up a story about how he raped her, to save face with her friends and with her self.
It most often occurs with college females, who after a night of heavy drinking, have sex with an equally as intoxicated male.
Many times, the female has been pursuing the uninterested male, and then feels embarrassed when he does not call the day after the sexual encounter.
It most often occurs with college females, who after a night of heavy drinking, have sex with an equally as intoxicated male.
Many times, the female has been pursuing the uninterested male, and then feels embarrassed when he does not call the day after the sexual encounter.
Hey Matt--I can't believe you slept with that fat sea-cow from Sigma Delta last night. You must have been wasted big time!
"That's not the worst of it. She's pulling a fake-rape and I have to go talk to the police!"
"That's not the worst of it. She's pulling a fake-rape and I have to go talk to the police!"
Ghetto Rich
When a lazy, non-working, baby-hatchery mother gets Government money (welfare, Social Security, HUD, etc.) because she produces so many children.
Where did LaNeesha get the money for that new weave, those gold rims on her Pinto, and those designer sunglasses?
"Didn't you hear? All of her baby daddies were killed pulling that home invasion upstate and now she gets Social Security for her kids."
All eight of them?!?!
"Yup. She's ghetto rich."
"Didn't you hear? All of her baby daddies were killed pulling that home invasion upstate and now she gets Social Security for her kids."
All eight of them?!?!
"Yup. She's ghetto rich."
Ghetto Rich by mike87111 December 15, 2011
Generation W
Refers to the extremely large number of young females who choose to have baby(ies) so that they never have to work and so that they can live on welfare for as long as possible. Usually, they come from a mother, who has lived her whole life in this same manner.
Velveeta decided to get pregnant so that she can move out of her mom's place and get a HUD and all those welfare benefits. What would you expect though--she's definitely a part of Generation W.
Generation W by mike87111 September 7, 2011
criminal hatchery
Another name for a woman who continually has babies that eventually end up in gangs etc. and who are destined to be burdens on society, and in prison.
criminal hatchery by mike87111 September 7, 2011
groomsmaid
A combination of the words "groom" and "bridesmaid"
In a gay wedding, it is a jovial term for a "groomsman."
In a gay wedding, it is a jovial term for a "groomsman."
groomsmaid by mike87111 July 7, 2011