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"Jump into a lifeboat"
The Italian version of the Captain's Motto (to "go down with the ship").
In reference to the captain of the overturned Costa Concordia cruise ship of January 14th, 2012.
The captain, Francesco Schettino, alleges that he tripped, and fell into a lifeboat, immediately after the crash.
The Italian version of the Captain's Motto (to "go down with the ship").
In reference to the captain of the overturned Costa Concordia cruise ship of January 14th, 2012.
The captain, Francesco Schettino, alleges that he tripped, and fell into a lifeboat, immediately after the crash.
Hey Nathan, I heard you crashed your sailboat. Were you afraid that you might drown?
"Heck no. I abide by the Captain's Motto-Italian Version ... I jumped right into a lifeboat and drank a glass of champagne while I watched it sink."
"Heck no. I abide by the Captain's Motto-Italian Version ... I jumped right into a lifeboat and drank a glass of champagne while I watched it sink."
by mike87111 February 10, 2012
Get the Captain's Motto-Italian Version mug.Darnel, did you sleep with that fat cow MooLeesha?
"Hell yeah, she was giving it away. She ain't got no HIB or nothin', so what's the big deal?"
"Hell yeah, she was giving it away. She ain't got no HIB or nothin', so what's the big deal?"
by mike87111 January 21, 2012
Get the HIB mug.(n) A term that is identical to a "Trayvonosite", but more correct as "parasite" is spelled with an "a" and not the letter "o"
Original definition of "Trayvonosites":
(n) a combination of the words "Trayvon" and "parasite."
It refers to anyone who uses the death of Trayvon Martin to profit financially or in any other manner.
Original definition of "Trayvonosites":
(n) a combination of the words "Trayvon" and "parasite."
It refers to anyone who uses the death of Trayvon Martin to profit financially or in any other manner.
What do you expect? All those media whores like Al Sharpton, Spike Lee, etc. are nothing but Trayvonasites. All they really care about is making money--just like Trayvon's parents.
by mike87111 August 18, 2012
Get the Trayvonasites mug.A Latino, Mexican, Central American, etc. girl who sneaks into the U.S. with the sole intention of having a baby--by any means necessary, so that she can take advantage of the U.S. welfare, school, health-care systems.
See term "anchor baby" for further relevance.
See term "anchor baby" for further relevance.
Have you driven by the welfare office lately? The whole lot is filled up with anchor-sluts and their anchor-babies. It is disgusting.
by mike87111 June 15, 2011
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by mike87111 February 21, 2010
Get the bean-pod mug.A combination of the words "celebrity" and "bitchy"; can be used as a noun or an adjective, although "celebitch" is the more correct noun usage.
Refers to a famous, or infamous, female person who is considered, by the majority of people (especially men), to be a bitch.
Refers to a famous, or infamous, female person who is considered, by the majority of people (especially men), to be a bitch.
High-profile, media-whore attorney, celebitchy Gloria Allred is such a man-hater; she thinks every woman is always innocent.
by mike87111 July 6, 2011
Get the celebitchy mug.a female who votes, based on emotion and/or her "crush" on a particular candidate and not based on any facts, policies, etc. of a politician.
I went to the Obama rally with my girlfriend. I've never seen so many twat voters in my entire life. They were gushing over him like he was their favorite vibrator.
by mike87111 October 26, 2012
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