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The Obama 47

Refers to the 47% of the population that will vote for President Barack Obama, no matter what he says or does, because the majority of them are unintelligent, on Government assistance / welfare; emotionally enamored with Obama; African American; etc.

They consist, primarily, of uneducated people who don't work and thus, do not care about the economy, foreign policy, or the health of the United States in general.

All that they primarily are concerned about, is that they receive their food stamps; free HUD housing; other Government assistance; etc.
I hope that Mitt Romney can beat Obama, but it's going to be hard to do since the President has The Obama 47 in his pocket.

"I agree. With all those welfare whores, drug dealers, ex-cons, scam artists, and fat white women following him like lemmings, it going to be hard to pull an upset victory."
by mike87111 September 19, 2012
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bean-pod

A Mexican, Central American, Hispanic, etc. female who is pregnant. Mexicans are often referred to as "beaners" (because they eat beans and tortillas) and "pod" refers to the fact that the woman is pregnant (pea pod).
Immigration caught 15 illegals outside of El Paso, with several of the women being bean-pods.
by mike87111 February 21, 2010
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fake-rape

When a female regrets having sex with a male, and makes up a story about how he raped her, to save face with her friends and with her self.

It most often occurs with college females, who after a night of heavy drinking, have sex with an equally as intoxicated male.

Many times, the female has been pursuing the uninterested male, and then feels embarrassed when he does not call the day after the sexual encounter.
Hey Matt--I can't believe you slept with that fat sea-cow from Sigma Delta last night. You must have been wasted big time!

"That's not the worst of it. She's pulling a fake-rape and I have to go talk to the police!"
by mike87111 December 17, 2011
mugGet the fake-rapemug.

Dexter Morgan'd

(v) when a scum bag, who deserves to killed, dies by an unknown assailant

In reference to Dexter Morgan, the protagonist on the hugely popular Showtime series "Dexter."
I can't believe that they are prosecuting George for killing Trayvon.

I know, it was just a matter of time before someone would have Dexter Morgan'd his punk ass.
by mike87111 January 12, 2013
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groomsmaid

A combination of the words "groom" and "bridesmaid"

In a gay wedding, it is a jovial term for a "groomsman."
At Elton John's wedding, wasn't Richard Branson one of the groomsmaids?
by mike87111 July 7, 2011
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celebitch

A combination of the words "celebrity" and "bitch."

Refers to a famous, or infamous, female celebrity who is considered to be a bitch, especially by the male population.
Meda-whore attorney, Gloria Allred, is such a celebitch. She thinks all men are guilty of something.
by mike87111 July 6, 2011
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Trayvonosites

(n) a combination of the words "Trayvon" and "parasite."
It refers to anyone who uses the death of Trayvon Martin to profit financially or in any other manner.
I cannot believe that this Trayvon Martin case made National news.

What do you expect? All those media whores like Al Sharpton, Spike Lee, etc. are nothing bu Trayvonosites. All they really care about is making money--just like Trayvon's parents.
by mike87111 August 16, 2012
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