mike87111's definitions

Trout Pout

When girls, in an attempt to look naive, innocent, and a victim--usually in court, and in front of a judge--open their eyes real wide and push their lips out and in a frown; thereby looking like a fish.

The stupid judge fell for Tiffany's "trout pout" and sentenced her to probation for shoplifting all of that makeup at Wal-Mart.

by mike87111 July 29, 2012

criminal hatchery

Another name for a woman who continually has babies that eventually end up in gangs etc. and who are destined to be burdens on society, and in prison.

Velveeta is pregnant again. Her first 8 kids are all in prison. What a criminal hatchery.

by mike87111 September 7, 2011

Ferals

(n) Refers to human males who act like feral / wild animals; especially in reference to their sexual activity.

I just drove by the welfare office and there must be 500 women in line and 3000 children with them...what in the heck is up with that?

"Welcome to Houston, Texas ...those welfare hoes & their welfare babies are the result of all of the Ferals that run amok here."

by mike87111 July 7, 2012

Seacrest out

A way to end a conversation with your home boys; whether on the phone, texting, etc. It use to be "gay", but now it's funny and a smartass way to end the dialogue, and let your buds know that you are tired and need to hit the sack. Based on the radio DJ Ryan Seacrest's catchphrase, when he ends his show: "Seacrest Out."

I was tired of texting with Kurt, on whether Michigan State deserved to be in the Final Four, so I just ended it with "Seacrest Out."

by mike87111 March 29, 2010

celebitch

A combination of the words "celebrity" and "bitch."

Refers to a famous, or infamous, female celebrity who is considered to be a bitch, especially by the male population.

Meda-whore attorney, Gloria Allred, is such a celebitch. She thinks all men are guilty of something.

by mike87111 July 6, 2011

bean-pod

A Mexican, Central American, Hispanic, etc. female who is pregnant. Mexicans are often referred to as "beaners" (because they eat beans and tortillas) and "pod" refers to the fact that the woman is pregnant (pea pod).

Immigration caught 15 illegals outside of El Paso, with several of the women being bean-pods.

by mike87111 February 21, 2010

corn rows

noun: nickname for the rows of students, lining the court, at the University of Michigan basketball games (wearing "maize" colored shirts; maize is corn and the UM colors are "maize and blue")

When Michigan hit a game winning 3-pointer, at the buzzer, the "corn rows" went crazy.

by mike87111 January 26, 2010