mike87111's definitions

celebitchy

A combination of the words "celebrity" and "bitchy"; can be used as a noun or an adjective, although "celebitch" is the more correct noun usage.

Refers to a famous, or infamous, female person who is considered, by the majority of people (especially men), to be a bitch.

High-profile, media-whore attorney, celebitchy Gloria Allred is such a man-hater; she thinks every woman is always innocent.

by mike87111 July 6, 2011

Batshitistan

Combination of the words "bat shit" and the suffix "-istan" ... (as in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Turkmenistan and other nut-case Middle Eastern countries).

Used as the fictional home country of a person, who does, or says, something incredibly moronic.

Did you see Tyra Banks on last night's episode of "Top Model?"
She made the girls dress up as their favorite kind of anal lubricant.

"What a nut-job! She's definitely the Queen of Batshitistan."

by mike87111 January 1, 2012

gonor-rihanna

(noun) A combination of the words "gonorrhea" and "Rihanna."

A disease that a hot-chick may have because she gets around too much.

Why don't you ask her out -- she's hot! "She's probably got gonor-rihanna, that's why. She's been with half the guys in my frat!"

by mike87111 June 15, 2018

corn rows

noun: nickname for the rows of students, lining the court, at the University of Michigan basketball games (wearing "maize" colored shirts; maize is corn and the UM colors are "maize and blue")

When Michigan hit a game winning 3-pointer, at the buzzer, the "corn rows" went crazy.

by mike87111 January 26, 2010

bean-pod

A Mexican, Central American, Hispanic, etc. female who is pregnant. Mexicans are often referred to as "beaners" (because they eat beans and tortillas) and "pod" refers to the fact that the woman is pregnant (pea pod).

Immigration caught 15 illegals outside of El Paso, with several of the women being bean-pods.

by mike87111 February 21, 2010