Definitions by mike jones

private 

the lowest rank in the army. This man can pull more detail then anyone in the world, can spend all day pick shit up. will answer any question with an excuse. aka shitbag, ONE STRIP, high speed, airborne, asshole, jerk off.

SGT: hey high speed didn't i tell you pick that shit up off the side walk.
PVT: well what you see happend is i was going too but then i was hit by a car and i forgot.
SGT: I don't wanna hear that bullshit pvt, now get to picking that shit up, before i make you do some fucking flutter kicks you fucking scumbag.

private by Mike Jones May 27, 2004

sand goggles 

used by the military. they are invisable goggles placed on your face without you knowing it when you get combat so that every female you see jump up like 10 points if she was 2 now shes a 15 now because shes the only bitch on the fire base. kind of like beer goggles but worse.

if you were a 3 before you got to iraq and now your a 10 its because your here dont forget that shit when we get back to the states.

sand goggles by Mike Jones May 27, 2004

heavy weight champ 

someone who will fuck any fat bitch, any other std having bitch.

Josh is the heavy weight champ

heavy weight champ by Mike Jones May 24, 2004

the marvelous 

taking the whole dick down the throat.

i got the marvelous last night

the marvelous by Mike Jones April 15, 2004

Gorilla Fuck 

the art of dirty fucking a whore and grunting like a gorilla while your doing it.

i gorilla fucked that girl last night.

Gorilla Fuck by Mike Jones April 7, 2004

chunk duce 

to throw up a peace sign, to give props or say whats up. Or to say goodbye, or to get some ones attention.

chunk duce.

chunk duce by mike jones March 31, 2004

bet that 

Bet that means " good deal " or " thats cool "
"yes "

Mike: You want to get somthing to eat?

Jones: bet that nigga

bet that by mike jones March 19, 2004