mike jones's definitions

goon layback

The act or process of lying supine on the dodgy carpet while an accomplice pours goon into your mouth straight from the goon bag

Greg - Hey, I feel like a goon layback

Mike - Why wouldn't ya? Naki, get the goon bag

by Mike Jones January 10, 2004

the marvelous

taking the whole dick down the throat.

i got the marvelous last night

by Mike Jones April 15, 2004

Comantled

Adjective - Describes the area within the mantles of two or more fires

Greg - Hey, the area between these two fires is comantled

Mike - That it is, Greg... That it is

by Mike Jones January 10, 2004

good girl

A girl that says she wont do shit, but insists on seeing your cock. Then when you do show her she can't ehlp but show you her best Deep Throat techique.

Paige smith

by Mike Jones June 2, 2004

sand goggles

used by the military. they are invisable goggles placed on your face without you knowing it when you get combat so that every female you see jump up like 10 points if she was 2 now shes a 15 now because shes the only bitch on the fire base. kind of like beer goggles but worse.

if you were a 3 before you got to iraq and now your a 10 its because your here dont forget that shit when we get back to the states.

by Mike Jones May 27, 2004

Why wouldn't ya?

Question. For answer see Well you would

Greg is contemplating a goon layback

Greg - Why wouldn't ya?

Mike - Well you would!

by Mike Jones January 10, 2004

C.I.T.

Short for Counselor In Training at Chinese Community Center.

1st generation consisted of Hung, Dung, Tim and Mike. Also known as PROS....Skills include mopping skills, CPR certified, Raving skills, too many to name.

2nd generation consist of Hung, Dung, Tim, Derrick, Shuyan. Skills include too many to name.

3rd generation consist of teeny boppers that go to hang out. Skills included none.

example #1
CIT: Hey, go mop the fucking floor!
Boy: Yes sir.

example #2

I remember back in 1998 when it was cool to be a CIT, now it 2005 and it's played out.

by Mike Jones July 14, 2005