mike g's definitions

shitdick

It's When You Fuck A Bitch In the Ass
and Go A little too deep.

"Yo I was Playing Bum Darts With My Bitch and The Fuckin Ho' left me with Shit Dick"

by Mike G June 18, 2004

spaced

verb: to space. The act of forgetting or losing total concentration due to a lack of HRAM or drug induced semi-consciousness.

"Dude, I totally spaced. I couldn't tell you where I've been since you started talking."

by Mike G April 8, 2004

Killdozer

1: A heavily armored tractor-driven machine usually having a broad blunt horizontal blade for moving earth, or bulldozer used for public disobedience (esp. vengeful, destructive rampages)
2: Unadulterated awesomeness

The Killdozer, created and piloted by Marvin, rampaged through the town of Granby Colorado on June 4th, 2004.

by Mike G June 5, 2004

Manfish

Noun; That anatomical area found on a man located between the sphincter of the anus and the posterior portion of the scrotum characterized by the elevated subdural tubular shape formed by the urethra.

Coined by Ratface Holtzman circa 1990

"He smashed his manfish when he slid off the bike seat and landed on the bar."

by Mike G December 19, 2006

HRAM

Noun: acronym: Human Random Access Memory. The attribute of or ability to multi task.

Boss: "I'm going to have to kind of ask you for your TPS report. mm-kay?"

Worker: "Dude I spaced; I totally ran out of HRAM, What'd you say?"

by Mike G April 9, 2004

Jackassery

1.The ART of being a complete jackass.
2.When a person acts as a Jackass jackass

Waht kind of jackassery is this?
Thats complete jackassery.

by Mike G January 11, 2005

DaFaygo

A silly mexican with excellent guarding ability.

They should post defaygo's on the US side of the border to stop mexicans from coming over but that would defeat the purpose of trying to stop mexicans cause dafaygos are mexicans.

by Mike G March 30, 2005