mike g's definitions

Floyd Blake

A Floyde Blake is a person that has no ability to PvP whatsoever and still owes an MRev guild dues.

Hey, look over there! That guy really sucks at PvP and still owes us money, he must be a Floyd Blake

by Mike G April 1, 2005

spaced

verb: to space. The act of forgetting or losing total concentration due to a lack of HRAM or drug induced semi-consciousness.

"Dude, I totally spaced. I couldn't tell you where I've been since you started talking."

by Mike G April 8, 2004

Jackassery

1.The ART of being a complete jackass.
2.When a person acts as a Jackass jackass

Waht kind of jackassery is this?
Thats complete jackassery.

by Mike G January 11, 2005

shitdick

It's When You Fuck A Bitch In the Ass
and Go A little too deep.

"Yo I was Playing Bum Darts With My Bitch and The Fuckin Ho' left me with Shit Dick"

by Mike G June 18, 2004

Oscar

A flaming homosexual that likes to drink wine coolers and sucks at PvP.

Let's go to the gay bar so we can hang out with a bunch of oscar's.

by Mike G March 30, 2005

HRAM

Noun: acronym: Human Random Access Memory. The attribute of or ability to multi task.

Boss: "I'm going to have to kind of ask you for your TPS report. mm-kay?"

Worker: "Dude I spaced; I totally ran out of HRAM, What'd you say?"

by Mike G April 9, 2004

Schmear

Noun: The crystalline residue that forms on the smooth plastic surface of a cellular telephone display by one’s ear during a call. If the display is not wiped off on one’s pant leg after each use, schmear will solidify into the characteristic hardened crystalline coating. Schmear will require the application of a solvent, sometimes saliva, to restore the normal appearance of the display. Also spelled Schm-Ear.

Dude, the schmear on my phone was so bad I had to lick it off to see who was calling.

by Mike G October 18, 2005