mike's definitions

goyem

Means "non-jewish"...or not belonging to the jewish community...

note that it is the plural form of "goy"...which is one non-jew

Sorry reverend, I dind't mean to embarass you in front of the goyem

by Mike January 5, 2005

special k

a newer drug that is snorted or injected in the muscle

I have never been that fucked up off anything, i love special k!

by Mike February 21, 2003

Gimme Moneys

When one says something stupid, say give me moneys meaning put your hand out and im gonna slap ur shit as hard as possible...thus Gimme moneys

Guy 1:(During a sunny summer day) Hey its snowing.
Guy 2: Bitch gimme moneys
Guy1:*puts out had*
Guy 2: *slaps it*STupid shit

by Mike January 14, 2004

Brohamming

To bring the wildness with your closest friends.

Hey dave, care for some bro-hamming tonight. But of course broham.

by Mike March 11, 2003

Eboni Sawyer

Fine as FUCK!! if you see this girl youd be like DAMN!!! I wanna BEAT that!! she has a phat ass and a banging body!

I hoe Eboni act like a slut.

by Mike May 22, 2003

shitting bricks

to be extremely scared or freightened

we got away before they caught us, man we were shitting bricks

by Mike March 9, 2005

danza slap

Tony Danza was NOT a Porn Star. What happens is the woman is giving the man oral sex and the man will ask "Who's The Boss?" If the woman says "You Are" the man will forcefully slap her across the face with his wang and say "Wrong, Bitch! Tony Danza's the boss!"

I gave her a hard Danza Slap after she said I was the boss.

by Mike November 28, 2004