mike's definitions

jewoven

A hot mother fucker who hangs out on efnet.

Jewoven is fucking sexy.. christ..

by mike August 9, 2004

xenaverse

Used to describe things set in the universe of the show "Xena: Warrior Princess."

Ares is a god in the xenaverse.

by Mike July 26, 2004

Hourglass effect

A side effect when the act in which two or more people engage in anal sex occurs. When a man inserts his penis into another's asshole, and then the person squeezes said asshole, the penis is then contorted into an hourglass shape. This is the hourglass effect

Bill: "Stop squeezing your asshole! You're givin' me in hourglass effect!"

by Mike November 13, 2003

budu

the pagan Russian god of fertility. antomically similar to an inverted penis

all hail almighty budu, lord of fertility

by mike May 8, 2003

rosebud

The appearance of one's rectum after fisting. The internal tissue pulls out beyond the sphincter muscle. The bright red to pinkish tissue looks like a rosebud.

That dude takes alot of fists up his ass- check out that rosebud.

by mike May 23, 2003

Chaooo

this is the mexican mateing call used by many of us white boys. we use it as a signal to know where the other person is.

"CHaoooo!" other side of school campus "chaoooo!"

when someone calls out "Chaoo" you return the same call

by Mike July 5, 2004

men2b

1. a dutch boysband
2. a type of cancer (Multipele Endocriene Neoplasie type 2B)

1. i like men2b the guys are really awesome!
2. yoo my mom had men2B

by mike December 29, 2004