mike's definitions

mu

girl with a long neck, from emu

your friend says hey that girl is fit, u say : that bitch is a mu

by mike February 2, 2005

drumline

Most drummers start off playing another instrument, and then switch to drums. So they do learn how to read music. Drummers can read music anyway, because they can read rythms...and that's reading music.

Face it, you're just a pussy faced baby because you don't have the skill to be a drummer. If drumming was easy, everyone would be a drummer, and face it, you're not a drummer.

by Mike November 12, 2003

et up

To be consumed by something, as a disease.

I am et up with cancer.

by Mike April 20, 2004

lober

1. someone who has Ear Sex, (see ear sex) 2.xtremely rude name. 3. a white guy w/ huge ear lobes

1.Dag yo! Phil's mom is a lober!
2.Fuck u, u lober!
3. Did u see mike's ear lobes, he is a lober!

by Mike December 11, 2003

HBDD

as a noun: describes one's significant other. IM-ese; short for Honey-Bunch Darling Dearest. Often used sarcastically. Coined by user Rome on www.someidiot.com in August, 2003.

I wanted to buy a new boat, and HBDD was all for it, provided I move out with it.

by Mike December 8, 2003

t-bagging

When a girl lays on her back with her mouth wide open and you drop your balls in her mouth.

You'll never believe what I did to that girl from the club last night...I tea-bagged her!!!

by Mike July 3, 2003

philocracy

philocracy n (Gr. philos+kratos) - the rule of love; love as a governing principle of social life.

philocrat n - a person who believes in the power of love.

All authority is from God. God is Love. Hence love should be the ultimate authority.

"Philocracy" is not the same as "theocracy," the term by which the power of
church is usually implicated. What is commonly understood by "theocracy" would be better termed "hierocracy" - government by the clergy, ecclesiastical rule.The true theocracy is philocracy, since God is not clergy, God is love.

by Mike December 25, 2003