mike's definitions

mad dickin

When you're getting mad dicked, a broad is checking out your package. She is staring you down because she wants your cock (aka: dick).

That bitch was mad dickin me yo!

by Mike December 30, 2004

Larry the cable guy

Jeff Foxworthy's redneck jokes come to life

Who's ready to GIT-R-DONE?

by Mike April 24, 2005

world's best rappers list

No Order

Solo..
- Mos Def
- Talib Kweli
- Pharoahe Monch
- KRS One
- Tupac
- Biggie
- Mantronix
- Rakim
- The D.O.C.
- Nas
- Common
- Grandmaster Caz
- Kool Moe Dee

Groups...
- The Roots
- Boogie Down Productions
- Brand Nubian
- Reflection Eternal
- Blackstar
- Gangstarr
- Wu-Tang Clan
- Public Enemy
- Run DMC
- NWA
- Poor Righteous Teachers
- The Pharcyde

Untouchable, bitch

No example is necessary

by mike November 27, 2004

fucktard

The person who has just fucked a retard

Have you seen my baseball?
You fucktard!

by Mike December 2, 2004

wog

A person of ethnic minority. Usually black skinned. Nice and insulting!

Also Jungle Bunny, Spear Chucker, Coon, Nigger, Black bastard etc etc

Christ, did you see the news last night? They're letting even more wogs into the country!

by Mike June 10, 2006

1* bandit

Used on forums to describe people who give posters a single star rating on msg forums.

Started bt Elitros Calimah in the SWG forums.

OMG I've been 1*d by teh 1* bandit

by Mike February 25, 2005

vampyre

A dyslexic vampire

a blood sucker

by mike December 29, 2003