Hourglass effect

A side effect when the act in which two or more people engage in anal sex occurs. When a man inserts his penis into another's asshole, and then the person squeezes said asshole, the penis is then contorted into an hourglass shape. This is the hourglass effect

Bill: "Stop squeezing your asshole! You're givin' me in hourglass effect!"

by Mike November 13, 2003

Conan O'Brien

The Johnny Carson of modern times. Conan really came into his own after his second banana, Andy Richter, left the show in the late 90s. O'Brien recieved the high honor of being the replacement to Jay Leno at the end of the decade. Famous characters from his show include Triumph the insult comedy dog and the masturbating bear.

"Right now its time to look....into the future!"
"The future Conan?"
"Yes that's right (enter guest's name here)! Its time to look all the way....to the year 2000!"

by Mike July 20, 2008

crammit

a nice mix between crap and damnit.

crammit, I lost my phone.

by mike April 23, 2005

xenaverse

Used to describe things set in the universe of the show "Xena: Warrior Princess."

Ares is a god in the xenaverse.

by Mike July 26, 2004

jewoven

A hot mother fucker who hangs out on efnet.

Jewoven is fucking sexy.. christ..

by mike August 09, 2004

first but not foremost

Definition: First in order but not in importance. Not as important, despite being mentioned in the first place. The opposite to "last but not least".

First but not foremost, you have to write very clearly. Second, your writing should be truly original and captivating.

Hello, I see, I am the first guest to arrive but certainly not foremost.

by Mike December 16, 2019

subherbman

a young rather pimply annoying teen who frequents message and his hated by the world over.

did you read that subherbman's post? what a tool.

by mike April 08, 2004