Gnarlian 

Bons word for talkin in an aussie accent!

Look at that aussie over there - Gnarlian mate

Gnarlian by Mike June 5, 2003

Gnarlington cemetery 

Large burial ground/necropolis privately owned by legendary, tiger-blooded, immortal American actor Charlie Sheen in which any fallen members of his paranormal 'violent love', F-18 equipped militia, known as "the Octagon" are laid to rest. The Sheenian equivalent of Valhalla. Gnarlington is so RADICAL that normal, loser minds cannot comprehend it, and risk turning into a exploded body over which their children will weep. Only the (Duh!) Winning or Bi-Winning are permitted to enter.

So far, only a handful** of fire-breathing-fisted, earthworm-defeating, Vatican Assassin Warlocks are buried here, of which one, Denise Richards, is a former High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock. It's pretty lonely down there, but you know, THEY SURE LIKE THE VIEW, ALEX.

**: Given Sheen's unlimited appeal and Bitching Rockstar from Mars status, one would expect more than just a few - this is readily explainable by the fact that as Sheen cogently explains, death is for pussies, like Thomas Jefferson. A loser at the end of a loser life, with ugly wife and ugly children. He didn't hang out with two smoking hotties and fly around the world.

But what does rhyme with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be him. He works for the Pope, he murders people. He is the drug known as Charlie Sheen.

"Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other Gnarly Gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes."

Charlie Sheen on warlocks earning themselves a place at Gnarlington cemetery.

Gnarlington cemetery by NewsflashIAmSpecial March 21, 2011

Gnarls Gnarlington 

Some mythical guy Charlie Sheen refers to when attempting to approvingly describe someone. Probable reference to the word "gnarly" ("balls out danger" sense).

"Todd Zeile is a Gnarls Gnarlington," Sheen said not long after ranting about people who wished they were him for eternity (Dr. Drew and Nancy Grace apparently on that list) and people he wished he was for ten minutes (Colin Farrell, Sean Penn).

Gnarls Gnarlington by sterculus March 26, 2011

Gnartian

1.-n-A person who is mad gnarly.

Guy 1: Dude did you see that guys last run?
Guy 2: Yea he is a total Gnartian when it comes to snowboarding.

Gnartian by GnarlyDanger March 21, 2009

chronicles of gnarlia 

Going off of the popular C.S. Lewis series "The Chronicles of Narnia," Chronicles of Gnarlia simply means something that could be deemed gnarly (i.e. crazy, cool, awesome).
Can also just be shortened to "Chronicles."

While snowboarding: "Damn dude! Cork 10? That ish was chronicles!!" (or "chronicles of gnarlia")

chronicles of gnarlia by B Kramer January 19, 2008

gnarling 

A darling who you want to gnaw on.

Anna, you are my gnarling.

gnarling by Ron Jichman March 10, 2016

Gnarnian 

anywhere the gnar is located, the land in which the gnar resides and waits to be shredded.

Dude i can't wait to take a trip to Gnarnian and shred the gnar this week.

Gnarnian by Gnar man September 10, 2010