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depalma

to be exceptionally late
I should've been reading this story months ago; you pulled a serious depalma!
by Mike September 14, 2003
mugGet the depalmamug.

buffer

(Verb) A female that is known to have the ability to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
That one's a buffer, she's a mean mother fu*ker sucking dick. She bites too.
by Mike June 13, 2004
mugGet the buffermug.

Twidget

You have a dirty twidget
by Mike February 8, 2004
mugGet the Twidgetmug.

Shmee

An exclamation used to express the likelihood that a course of action is not worth its effort. The term is loosely synonymous with meh, but with more zest.
"Hey, can you pick me up later on?"

"Shmee..."
by Mike October 17, 2008
mugGet the Shmeemug.

Woodham

A beutiful specimen, mastered in the art of guitar and video games. aka God
Your such a Woodham
by mike March 13, 2003
mugGet the Woodhammug.

Turkey Drunk

A warm, happy fuzzy drunk. Usually caused by drinking Wild Turkey
by mike July 14, 2003
mugGet the Turkey Drunkmug.

turdpower

To take control of ones excretion. To hold the power of ones turds.
Man, I had some serious turdpower going on in there.
by Mike May 13, 2005
mugGet the turdpowermug.

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