mike's definitions

depalma

to be exceptionally late

I should've been reading this story months ago; you pulled a serious depalma!

by Mike September 14, 2003

buffer

(Verb) A female that is known to have the ability to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

That one's a buffer, she's a mean mother fu*ker sucking dick. She bites too.

by Mike June 13, 2004

Twidget

Another word for a pussy

You have a dirty twidget

by Mike February 8, 2004

Shmee

An exclamation used to express the likelihood that a course of action is not worth its effort. The term is loosely synonymous with meh, but with more zest.

"Hey, can you pick me up later on?"

"Shmee..."

by Mike October 17, 2008

Woodham

A beutiful specimen, mastered in the art of guitar and video games. aka God

Your such a Woodham

by mike March 13, 2003

Turkey Drunk

A warm, happy fuzzy drunk. Usually caused by drinking Wild Turkey

Mmmmm...I'm Turkey Drunk....gobble gobble gobble

by mike July 14, 2003

turdpower

To take control of ones excretion. To hold the power of ones turds.

Man, I had some serious turdpower going on in there.

by Mike May 13, 2005