wax

WAX
1.when you jizz on a gurls pants then you both end up passing out when you wake up the next morning stagnent jizz on her pants
2. thing that cavemen used to lite cave
3. stuff you put on a car to make like shiny
4. flying disks aka records
1. "damn Mike the water isnt coming off my pants with water" mike "come on gurl dont be mad you wont worry about the sain on your pants if you take them off again"
2. "damn cavemen you shouldnt of had cieling lights its like dodging burning rain down here"
3. "dude if you put enough wax on your car during a sunny day you can cause an acedent on the road"
4. dude game over wax broke and theres a piece in my leg,,, dude wtf wtf that was my vanilla ice record" other dude "man vanilla ice record damn theres only like 2 left everyone else makes an effort to get rid of shit from there house" dude with shit in his leg "dude really my leg is fucking gushing and you spent 30 seconds making a dumb joke ... ill see you in hell" then he flat lines
by mike May 13, 2005
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potato chips

After sex, the wet spot in the middle of the bed, if left will dry and become much like a potato chip!
by Mike August 29, 2003
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gu

I am a gu at that game.
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piercings

an african thing where u take small objects and put them into yur skin to look cool, and something i want more of
my mom hates piercings but fuck that, im gettin them
by mike March 03, 2004
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scrumtrelesent

a way of expressing incomprehensible wordage to describe something.

what to say when there is no known way to express in words


"there is no word, to describe it, therefore I will make one up"


ie. better than the greatest compliment, worse than the lowest diss, and everything in-between that cant already be expressed in known language.
that (insert noun) is so scrumtrelesent that I am at a loss for words
by mike March 04, 2004
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big up yourself

to give yourself praise, to make some noise for yourself, give yourself a congratulatory handshake or a pat on the back or whatever. hooray for you. origin:british popularized by ali g
uk jungle thug: bo! check dis, i is got a brand new stero system.
uk garride punk: big up yourself, aiiii.
by mike October 18, 2003
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Voodoo Shit

The biggest shit ever existed. Used with "man" after to prove that you're speaking to someone.
"That's voodoo shit, man!"
by MiKe May 28, 2004
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