miggelzworth's definitions

Onion Balls

When your balls are so sweaty and smelly they could make someone's eyes tear.

I went for a jog then I laid in the sun for an hour. My girl insisted on giving me head, her eyes started tearing up and then I told her I had a bad case of Onion balls.

by miggelzworth October 27, 2010

Snog

A fat girl that dresses like a slut; wears clothes 2 sizes too small and has her unmentionables showing.

I got so drunk last night I picked up a Snog. She almost broke the bed.

by miggelzworth October 7, 2010

Hershey Squirts

When you have to take a shit and all that comes out is a loud fart and a spray of shit. (Just compare to the Hershey syrup bottle when it's on it's last squirt).

Bro I had the hershey squirts today, as soon as I sat on the toilet, it started squirtin' out.

by miggelzworth October 26, 2010

Banana Peppas

When someone has yellow teeth.

Yo did you see Nelson's teeth? He's got some set of banana peppas in his mouth!

by miggelzworth October 4, 2010

Newborn Hatian

When you take a hot shit and even though it's your own work it makes you want to choke.

Man, I had a Newborn Hatian this morning. It stunk so bad I almost threw up!

by miggelzworth October 19, 2010

Cough and Call

A term used to call in sick from work.

I just wasn't in the mood for people's bullshit today so I pulled a cough and call.

by miggelzworth October 27, 2010

Dog Dick

When you have to take a shit so bad that the tip of the terd slowly makes it's way out of your anus and quickly goes back inside. (The same way a dog's penis moves when it becomes erect).

Damn yo, I hada take a shit so bad I had a bad case of dog dick.

by miggelzworth October 22, 2010