middle finger's definitions

Zoosexual

It is still beastality/bestality regardless of whether or not it's mutual. But then again, what the hell is mutual about that shit anyway when the animal only prefers to mate with its own species.

People who call themselves "Zoosexuals" are simply looking for an excuse to rape animals.

by middle finger September 1, 2003

Wapanese

THe word can also apply to ricers, since they have an obsession with Japanese cars and they "modify" them into neon-lighted, over-painted, Kanji-decorated, bigass exhaust-pipe, low-chassis monstrosities that can't even go over a speed bump without taking serious damage. And thanks to crappy racing movies like The Fast and the Furious, we now have a big explosion of backward capped, baggy-pants-wearing nerds who will mutilate otherwise good Japanese cars just to be "the shizzle".

Damn. Look at what that Wapanese did to his mom's Honda Civic. The chassis is scraping against the road, the pink and green paintjob is flaking off, and there are so many headlights installed that it would permanently blind any oncoming traffic.

by middle finger January 20, 2004

rock fan

A person who is compared to the KKK by ignorant, MTV-watching wankers who think music is what the RIAA-affiliated corporations tell them it is. Who in the right mind believes that the shit produced by the big corporations is quality music?

I agree with Rock Fan. Today's pop, R&B, nu-rap, and nu-metal are all utterly inferior to even the music from 1994.

by middle finger August 18, 2003

Beavis and Butthead

The only reason most people watched MTV. Sadly, the corporate fuckers killed the show off and fired Mike Judge. Now we have to watch King of the Hill just to get some reminders of its predecessor.

Butthead: Er....TV sucks. (uh huh huh huh) Lets go like call somebody and stuff (uh huh huh huh huh).
Beavis: Yeah. (heh heh heh) We still have that Harry Sachz number? (heh heh heh) Harry Sachz (heh heheheheh).
Butthead: (uh huhuhuhuhuh) Okay.(uh huh huh). I've gotta take a dump (uh huhuhuhuh) We can call him from there (uh huhuhuhuhuh).
Beavis: (heh heheheheheheh) Plop! (heh heheheheheh).

by middle finger September 17, 2003

4:20

time to get fucked up

Oh shit its 4:19 you got a min.

by MIDDLE FINGER May 13, 2005

Panzer Dragoon

A game that sony roolz has never played since he is too attempting sexual intercourse with his Playstation 2.

Jesus Christ! When is sony roolz going to shut the hell up?

by middle finger June 25, 2003

freedom fries

See FuckBush fries.

That's what our fries should be called, given that Bushit has robbed us of our freedom since 9/11.

by middle finger October 15, 2003