michelle's definitions

jastinate

To anally violate someone with a foreign object, as with a flagpole, broom, etc.

Sherri came flying out of nowhere and before I knew it I had been jastinated.

by Michelle September 10, 2003

Mantasmagorical

adj. Extremely and competely cool.

Dude, that's Mantasmagorical!

by Michelle June 4, 2004

flick

a move

We went to see a flick Friday night

by Michelle February 5, 2003

"ben"fold

When you think that you want to cheat on your girlfriend, and then right as you are about to have sex you decide to change your mind because you feel guily, which is a great time to get a guilty conscience. This is called a fold, it relates to poker because when you go ALL IN you can't fold.

1. when you want to fight someone and you can't back up your words. thats a benfold.

2. when you decide that you're only gonna sorta cheat on your girlfriend.

by michelle November 11, 2004

Well Vagina

An old, rinkley, smelly, vagina

When you see an oooold smelly, rinkled vagina and say, "OHHH SHOOT!" YOU KNOW it's yo grandmama's!

by Michelle November 5, 2003

bottylicious

beautyful,bountyful,bouncyful

by Michelle November 4, 2003

Home-Nugget

A good friend.
A close friend.
A unafraid,bold,outgoing person who cares bout their friends

This here is my Home-Nugget.
I love my Home-Nugget.
If i were your Home-Nugget, i would run away!

by Michelle January 2, 2005