michael_hunt's definitions

purse dog

a small dog such as a chihuahua that is often carried around in a purse or handbag by celebrities like Paris Hilton

In the movie "Legally Blonde" Reese Witherspoon had a purse dog named Brewster.

by Michael_Hunt December 9, 2008

Salem bin Laden

brother of Osama bin Laden, in 1979 he provided financing for George W Bush to start a small oil company called Arbusto this was the beginning of a long friendship and business relationship between the Bush family and the bin Laden family

Bush's friendship with Salem bin Laden has surely clouded his judgement in dealing with Osama bin Laden. Instead of aggressively persuing Osama, Bush invaded Iraq, removed Osama's mortal enemy Saddam Hussein from power and turned Iraq over to al Qaida.

by Michael_Hunt May 25, 2008

sow

a female police officer, a female pig is called a sow

Whenever Julie got pulled over for speeding she would just show a little cleavage and the cops would just let her off with a warning instead of giving her a ticket, but that didn't work when she got pulled over by a sow.

by Michael_Hunt May 26, 2008

pissarhea

a combination of piss and diarhea, when drinking after you break the seal you have to piss every 5 minutes this is called pissarhea

At my friends bachelor party I chugged a pitcher of beer and the rest of the night I kept running to the bathroom with pissarhea.

by Michael_Hunt May 26, 2008

Reaganitis

alzheimers or similiar old age demetia, named for Ronald Reagan who suffered from this disorder

My mom works at a nursing home and takes care of people with Reaganitis.

by Michael_Hunt May 26, 2008

t-cow

acronym for "tin can on wheels" an econobox any small fuel efficient car

I hate driving a t-cow because it's so cramp inside but at least I get good gas mileage.

by Michael_Hunt May 26, 2008

warpig

warmonger a term that originated in a Vietnam era Black Sabbath song used to describe corrupt politicians who start senseless wars primarily to boost the profits of the military industrial complex

George W Bush, Dick Cheney, and Donald Rumsfeld are warpigs who invaded Iraq to save Haliburton from bankruptcy.

by Michael_Hunt May 26, 2008