Definitions by michael foolsley

bargaining power 

potentiality of sexual attraction in the human. usually goes hand in hand with fitness

katy has huge bargaining power! i'd give a months pay to hit that!!!
that dude has got tremendous bargaining power in the gay or straight community

bargaining power by michael foolsley November 26, 2009

out of focus 

state of affairs of a fat person

john was so fat i could barely make out bones, he was seriously out of focus.

kat had gotten huge, she was seriously out of focus

out of focus by michael foolsley November 26, 2009

garbage bag 

prophyillactic, rubber, trash can liner

judy usually kept a garbage bag in her purse

garbage bag by michael foolsley November 26, 2009

trash can liner 

prophylactic, rubber

pick up line: will you hold a trash can liner for me?

trash can liner by michael foolsley November 26, 2009

big on bulk 

appreciator or unappreciator of fat and/or fat people

i'm not big on bulk!!

john is sure big on bulk! lesbians are big on bulk!

big on bulk by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

magnetic keeper 

human with a horrible body but has a great personality,and excels at everything else

johns' hard to look at...yeah, but he just cooked up a 30 gallon drum of LSD!! hes' a magnetic keeper!!

jills' sure a fat bitch! yeah, but shes' got the best drugs on campus, and can cook AND sew! -got me through calculus too!, a magnetic keeper!

magnetic keeper by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

prime parts 

prime parts -sex parts (saw this term on a chicken package years ago.)

prime parts consist of: vagina, scrotum/balls, hose

prime parts by michael foolsley November 25, 2009