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re; male sex: -applying 'grease' of any kind to male 'prime parts', before sexual 'travel' (singly OR plural!)
lubricating the 'ram rod' of the male to lessen friction, facilitating smooth travel from point 'a' to point 'b'
lubricating the 'ram rod' of the male to lessen friction, facilitating smooth travel from point 'a' to point 'b'
wut you been doing tom? -marinating my chicken!
i was marinating my chicken, to eliminate 'shaft burn' (urban dict.word!!)
i was marinating my chicken, to eliminate 'shaft burn' (urban dict.word!!)
by michael foolsley December 15, 2010
Get the marinating my chicken mug.i was b-b-banging peyton in my compartment, when her head began hitting the wall!
the hag in the compartment below, started banging on a pipe when we were vigorously 'socking it home' at 3A!!
got to get out of this compartment and get my 40 acres and a mule!
the hag in the compartment below, started banging on a pipe when we were vigorously 'socking it home' at 3A!!
got to get out of this compartment and get my 40 acres and a mule!
by michael foolsley August 18, 2010
Get the compartment mug.returning to the world of the 'high and dry' from a trip to the milky way, with a sex partner. much mental carbon fiber is needed to avoid burn up upon return to this atmosphere.
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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Get the spermalicious mug.the assumption by marketeers, many politicians, and other slickee PEOPLE, that EVERYBODY is the "goose that laid the golden egg" !!
two thousand dollars a month for a two-bedroom apt ??...where's all this money supposed to come from ?
i'm already working 12hrs a day, six days a week at slave wages!, where's all this money supposed to come from ?
jim "pumped up" jane ! , he was wondering: where's all this money supposed to come from ? (while trying to get the $250,000 ! needed for age zero~18...)
i'm already working 12hrs a day, six days a week at slave wages!, where's all this money supposed to come from ?
jim "pumped up" jane ! , he was wondering: where's all this money supposed to come from ? (while trying to get the $250,000 ! needed for age zero~18...)
by michael foolsley July 23, 2022
Get the where's all this money supposed to come from ? mug.'the police' -observation of police lights anywhere around you. the common (most communities now!) mixture of blue and red lights look like something on fire from a distance (especially if one is 'altered'!)
*call it what you want! but to me; police lights look like flames!! ie: 'flames in my mirror', or; up ahead
*call it what you want! but to me; police lights look like flames!! ie: 'flames in my mirror', or; up ahead
I was "hot-dogging" in my miata, and to my horror, saw flametop in my mirror!
down the road was some serious flametop! i didn't know what was going on!
got home from a hard day licking ass, and flametop was all over my parking lot, -guess the redneck upstairs 'went wild' on his wife again!
down the road was some serious flametop! i didn't know what was going on!
got home from a hard day licking ass, and flametop was all over my parking lot, -guess the redneck upstairs 'went wild' on his wife again!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
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really good chicken sandwiches at jesus's , their pleasure !
got my hobby stuff at jesus's !!
really good chicken sandwiches at jesus's , their pleasure !
got my hobby stuff at jesus's !!
by michael foolsley December 1, 2021
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