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the one friend you CANNOT get 'down and dirty' with! who will make you stop your prattle when the subject gets too GRAPHIC! -you always remain slightly 'hurt' because you've just gotten to the 'good part'
...and then the puke spewed out of my mouth and into the fan...-STOP!!- thats' enough!, i've heard enough!! -sure!, you bet!, mr decorum
jeff is mr. decorum!, he made me stop just about the time i was describing the best part of the party!!
when i was describing the 'flume' of puke, mr. decorum couldn't handle it!
i had just puked, and was drunkenly looking at my crab nebula puke puddle when...-STOP!!- sure thing, mr.decorum!!
jeff is mr. decorum!, he made me stop just about the time i was describing the best part of the party!!
when i was describing the 'flume' of puke, mr. decorum couldn't handle it!
i had just puked, and was drunkenly looking at my crab nebula puke puddle when...-STOP!!- sure thing, mr.decorum!!
by michael foolsley December 6, 2011
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an actual medical term which is a politically correct? terminology for: wasting away -this is what old people and those with a terminal malady do.
john's gramma was suffering from failure to thrive
john caught 'the cancer' and it was responsible for his 'failure to thrive'
john caught 'the cancer' and it was responsible for his 'failure to thrive'
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
Get the failure to thrive mug.an all purpose statement for nearly everything! it IS a legitimate question ! WHAT kind of "loving god" does INDEED
allow bad things to happen to good people ?
allow bad things to happen to good people ?
WHAT kind of "loving god"... 'makes' a creature (the MALE!) 'programmed' to pump "goo" out of itself several times a week ?? and no one around to CARE ??
WHAT kind of "loving god"...doesn't help humans to help themselves ?
WHAT kind of "loving god"...doesn't help humans to help themselves ?
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Get the prime parts mug.eyeballing the jenkins babe, zack was possessed with an overwhelming desire to paint up 'prime parts'.
after a simple and seemingly innocent conversation, i left dreaming of the day i could paint her up!
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after a simple and seemingly innocent conversation, i left dreaming of the day i could paint her up!
jane encouraged big bull to paint up prime parts
by michael foolsley October 28, 2012
Get the paint up mug.prostitute/gigolo -there is much to be said for procuring a specialist! i am a hard-core 'hands-on' guy, but sometimes find myself in situations where calling in a specialist would prove to be wise!
he was tired off getting off alone, he decided to call a specialist!
roxanne was sitting by the phone, she knew someone would soon be needing a specialist!
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he was tired of dealing with his plumbing problem/s alone, and decided to call a specialist!
by michael foolsley December 28, 2009
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