gives good phone

sexy voice, -questioning what someone looks like on the phone and being pre-sold until you see them
damn, meg gives good phone but when i saw her she was 300lbs!!

steve gives good phone, sounds like barry white; but looks like a skin covered skeleton dweeb........
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
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the processing

the paperwork, hoop jumping, cup peeing, sweet talking, etc one must endure in order to get a job and/or sex partner
john wanted a job and a sex partner, but dreaded the processing

the processing required for simple survival seems to be never-ending
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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whistle for cancer

whistling for cancer like you were calling you're dog!!

response to someone expressing concerns that an activity like eating or smoking, can have hidden potential, risks for cancer.
also, a 'devil may care', masochistic, 'don't give a damn'!, 'bring it on'!! attitude towards the 'called out' activity.

-if there were charlatans re: health all through history, why would we be any 'smarter' now? better technology is not a definite 'catch-all'. -cell phones are suspect now, lap held radar guns have proven to give cops 'ball' cancer, so why couldn't something as simple and innocuous as say, plastic; be a cancer causer?? (radio & cell waves?) asbestos and DDT, once worshiped; now have the 'stamp of the devil'

-hey, hey, hey, "its' all good!" -'whistle for cancer'!!
hey bull!, you sure eat a lot of 'shit sandwiches'! '-whistle for cancer'!!
you're not worried breathing all those paint fumes?? '-whistle for cancer'!!
-you sure got a thing for those cig-o-rets, mi-cole!! -whistle for cancer!
you could catch 'the' cancer soaking up all that 'tainted shot'!! -whistle for cancer!!
by michael foolsley February 04, 2010
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prime parts

prime parts -sex parts (saw this term on a chicken package years ago.)
prime parts consist of: vagina, scrotum/balls, hose
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
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call a specialist

prostitute/gigolo -there is much to be said for procuring a specialist! i am a hard-core 'hands-on' guy, but sometimes find myself in situations where calling in a specialist would prove to be wise!
he was tired off getting off alone, he decided to call a specialist!

roxanne was sitting by the phone, she knew someone would soon be needing a specialist!

he was tired of dealing with his plumbing problem/s alone, and decided to call a specialist!
by michael foolsley December 28, 2009
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paint up

male sexual 'air-brushing', ejaculation on a chosen (or not!) surface. (or: paint HER/HIM up)
eyeballing the jenkins babe, zack was possessed with an overwhelming desire to paint up 'prime parts'.

after a simple and seemingly innocent conversation, i left dreaming of the day i could paint her up!

jane encouraged big bull to paint up prime parts
by michael foolsley October 28, 2012
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new slaver

the new breed of 'plantation owner' and/or business'person' who takes full advantage of those with 'lesser' social status and education in order to keep their business maximizing profits!!

one would THINK by offering a decent wage AND benefits, it would prove to be a more intelligent move as regards to worker performance as well as loyalty, but this is a completely foreign concept to those who pray to the 'church of the greenback', i.e. the 'folding greens'!!
that business won't pay a decent living wage, practically expecting employees to PAY THEM to work there!! (response:) yeah, i know all about it!! i'm super-tired of these new slavers!!

john started his business and appreciated those who helped him build it into something of substance, he was happy to share the profits, made plenty for himself, and had no desire to be a new slaver.

jane hated to go to the vertical plantation everyday, to work for those new slavers
by michael foolsley September 14, 2013
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