prophet of doom

the one friend you have who can always be counted upon to apply some 'stink' to a situation, "rain on your parade" or otherwise foretell what is going to go wrong! -i.e.: a 'bummer', mr./ms. NEGATIVITY!!
john is the prophet of doom, he was constantly worried about the police during the 'rave-up'!

during the "drug deal", ace impulsively served as the prophet of doom!

THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING! said the sign of the 'born-again' ex king 'coholer (drunk) -yeah! hes' the prophet of doom!
by michael foolsley January 21, 2012
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try before you buy

pre-marital sex, trying the 'merchandise' before signing any 'contract'!
steve believed strongly in the try before you buy school.

lila always deferred to the try before you buy mode.

try before you buy can help avoid signing a bad, hidden policy, or misrepresented 'contract'
by michael foolsley March 15, 2012
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the laws

police, john law, gendarmes, troopers, 'officials', e.t.c.

'the laws' was used by warren beatty in the film 'bonnie and clyde' re: the appearance of the police.

this term is one of my personal favorites! it is short, sweet, somewhat ignorant, the truth; and generally brilliant! here indeed, DO come the laws!!
SHIT!, here come the laws!!

i was up on mcfoolsley mountain, trying to 'crack a piece' when here come the laws!!
by michael foolsley August 16, 2010
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mess in my rump

defecation of the particularly messy variety; a 'bad dung'
just blew a 'bad dung', now i've got a mess in my rump!
don't know about this walking upright, this 'bad dung' has left a mess in my rump!
('rump' is SUCH a laughably goofy word!!)
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
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magic marker beard

1/4" strip of beard -looks dumber than hell and way more trouble than shaving! popular with the latino circuit AKA:pencil beard
he had a magic marker beard and was looking super-goofy

dig that magic marker beard
by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
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seed throwers

the MALE ! , kind of a not so willing 'FARMER' !
jim went in the pickup bar , but inside were nothing but seed throwers !!

Rebecca was TIRED of seed throwers ! and desired a nice, "slice" of PIE !!
by michael foolsley January 05, 2022
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rick mybarrs

lick my balls in japenglish
rick mybarrs
by michael foolsley December 04, 2009
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