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I.A.

irritated asshole -result of a 'bad dung' -no way to take shower or bidet, baby wipes
john wasn't big on deffing at work, as; he'd often get I.A.
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
mugGet the I.A.mug.

action my reaction

*high school boy hi-jinks*!! -placing of a carbonated beverage (with opening covered by thumb) on nether region, then bucking hips to shake it up. -at moment of choice, release effluent; simulating male ejaculation. -shout action! my reaction!! -this is a guaranteed way to impress females!!
john did an action my reaction in the middle of some sorority girls, while bill pulled out his 'unit' and put his glasses on it, simulating a nose!
by michael foolsley December 19, 2009
mugGet the action my reactionmug.

quality transportation

a worthy sex partner on the 'road' to orgasm, with the right 'equipment', skills and attitude; to deliver a "mind-blowing" 'treatment'

-neither gay nor straight, male nor female matters! only the right 'equipment' and 'MOJO' to facilitate a successful 'launch'

OR: simply fantasizing on the potential skills of a human, having no idea of their sexual P.O.D. (point of departure)
beth: that dude looks like quality transportation! i'd like to ride him till he 'blows his nose'!!

ruth: that judy is quality transportation, last night she took me to the 'melk weg'! (milky way)

fat people are often not very quality transportation

she/he sure seems like some QUALITY TRANSPORTATION!!
by michael foolsley June 6, 2011
mugGet the quality transportationmug.

scum my bum

lick someones' ass
they didn't give me the job...they can scum my bum!!
by michael foolsley December 8, 2009
mugGet the scum my bummug.

save the bacteria

where is PETA when the poor bacteria are dying? who is going to stand up for them!
pretty soon someones' going to be crying save the bacteria!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
mugGet the save the bacteriamug.

crackle to life

farting, farts AKA: 'crackled to life'
i pray these beans make my buttle crackle to life

they were socking it home after eating mexican, when her buttle crackled to life
by michael foolsley January 5, 2010
mugGet the crackle to lifemug.

phone slave

someone who CANNOT ignore a ringing telephone!!
ringing telephone -answer that phone slave !! -said as phone slave is running to answer phone!!

john is a phone slave! i was trying to duck maria, and he hands me the fucking phone!!
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
mugGet the phone slavemug.

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