michael foolsley's definitions
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
Get the I.A.mug. *high school boy hi-jinks*!! -placing of a carbonated beverage (with opening covered by thumb) on nether region, then bucking hips to shake it up. -at moment of choice, release effluent; simulating male ejaculation. -shout action! my reaction!! -this is a guaranteed way to impress females!!
john did an action my reaction in the middle of some sorority girls, while bill pulled out his 'unit' and put his glasses on it, simulating a nose!
by michael foolsley December 19, 2009
Get the action my reactionmug. a worthy sex partner on the 'road' to orgasm, with the right 'equipment', skills and attitude; to deliver a "mind-blowing" 'treatment'
-neither gay nor straight, male nor female matters! only the right 'equipment' and 'MOJO' to facilitate a successful 'launch'
OR: simply fantasizing on the potential skills of a human, having no idea of their sexual P.O.D. (point of departure)
-neither gay nor straight, male nor female matters! only the right 'equipment' and 'MOJO' to facilitate a successful 'launch'
OR: simply fantasizing on the potential skills of a human, having no idea of their sexual P.O.D. (point of departure)
beth: that dude looks like quality transportation! i'd like to ride him till he 'blows his nose'!!
ruth: that judy is quality transportation, last night she took me to the 'melk weg'! (milky way)
fat people are often not very quality transportation
she/he sure seems like some QUALITY TRANSPORTATION!!
ruth: that judy is quality transportation, last night she took me to the 'melk weg'! (milky way)
fat people are often not very quality transportation
she/he sure seems like some QUALITY TRANSPORTATION!!
by michael foolsley June 6, 2011
Get the quality transportationmug. by michael foolsley December 8, 2009
Get the scum my bummug. by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
Get the save the bacteriamug. i pray these beans make my buttle crackle to life
they were socking it home after eating mexican, when her buttle crackled to life
they were socking it home after eating mexican, when her buttle crackled to life
by michael foolsley January 5, 2010
Get the crackle to lifemug. ringing telephone -answer that phone slave !! -said as phone slave is running to answer phone!!
john is a phone slave! i was trying to duck maria, and he hands me the fucking phone!!
john is a phone slave! i was trying to duck maria, and he hands me the fucking phone!!
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
Get the phone slavemug.