the three phases of sex!
(1) YEARNING- absorbing knowledge of a human from whatever means, physical plane; e.t.c., and being tortured by visions of the sexual potential exuded by same.
(2) CHURNING- passing all testing, negotiation/s and processing, being given the 'green light'; and actually up and in someone's 'prime parts', in gear and actuating, grinding each other to oblivion!
(3) BURNING- the first indication control systems, now on auto-pilot are beginning to fail, and navigation is becoming clouded with sun-spots! a clue that the wax is about to burn off ones' wings, not unlike Icarus and Daedalus. the collection of all final mental samples of trans-fluidity before zooming into the center of the sun!
(1) YEARNING- absorbing knowledge of a human from whatever means, physical plane; e.t.c., and being tortured by visions of the sexual potential exuded by same.
(2) CHURNING- passing all testing, negotiation/s and processing, being given the 'green light'; and actually up and in someone's 'prime parts', in gear and actuating, grinding each other to oblivion!
(3) BURNING- the first indication control systems, now on auto-pilot are beginning to fail, and navigation is becoming clouded with sun-spots! a clue that the wax is about to burn off ones' wings, not unlike Icarus and Daedalus. the collection of all final mental samples of trans-fluidity before zooming into the center of the sun!
yearn churn burn had me held hostage at an early age
DNA commands one to yearn churn burn
yearn churn burn gave him a break after the lobotomy!
the teen was stuck yearning of churning and burning in hell
DNA commands one to yearn churn burn
yearn churn burn gave him a break after the lobotomy!
the teen was stuck yearning of churning and burning in hell
by michael foolsley August 18, 2010
those with 'stiff' (conservative?, slow-witted?) mental attitudes and tendencies, when faced with some situation requiring a 'tad' bit of imagination. (aka; 'walking of the "wild" side'/stretching' of the mind.
those quick to 'not get it', and/or walk away quickly, back to their minister, banker, bishop or momma!
those quick to 'not get it', and/or walk away quickly, back to their minister, banker, bishop or momma!
when joe spit flaming alcohol out of his mouth, the simpler souls didn't 'get it'!!
the simpler souls quickly left, when our fart-lighting session began.
we trained wendy to fart and belch, but the simpler souls couldn't handle it!
the simpler souls quickly left, when our fart-lighting session began.
we trained wendy to fart and belch, but the simpler souls couldn't handle it!
by michael foolsley December 06, 2011
cut me a killer belch!, some heads spun around and i informed them; -thats how i PRAY!
he scared off the young women with a huge belch, stating; thats how i PRAY!
he scared off the young women with a huge belch, stating; thats how i PRAY!
by michael foolsley July 13, 2011
i was with the money tree, while my wife was grrriiinding some 'strange'!
john once was with the money tree, now he was stoplight panhandling.
call girl jess was once with the money tree, then lost her 'treasures'
john once was with the money tree, now he was stoplight panhandling.
call girl jess was once with the money tree, then lost her 'treasures'
by michael foolsley March 24, 2011
i had to clean my sheets when i saw the old jizzom trail
looking at her 'snatch', i spotted the old jizzom trail
looking at her 'snatch', i spotted the old jizzom trail
by michael foolsley December 20, 2013
hitting a stop light so that you are at the beginning of the cycle. you get the 'joy' of being 'enchanted' by the entire cycle and the movement of others.
-all you want to do is, pee, get-off, eat, get off the street, get away from people, dung, etc
-all you want to do is, pee, get-off, eat, get off the street, get away from people, dung, etc
by michael foolsley January 04, 2010
a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!
i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !
by michael foolsley August 26, 2023