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wrapping several layers of "terlit" paper around itself to avoid 'soiling' the fingers! the final result looking somewhat like a spinster librarian's hair "bun" on the back of her head !
one CANNOT WIPE a stuck "nugget" , and HOPEFULLY has nitrile or surgical gloves !
one CANNOT WIPE a stuck "nugget" , and HOPEFULLY has nitrile or surgical gloves !
i made a dunging bun to avoid touching my "grease release"
i blew a "bad dung", employed a dunging bun , then dunging gloves!
i blew a "bad dung", employed a dunging bun , then dunging gloves!
by michael foolsley January 17, 2022
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pronounced 'voonderdung', the miraculous excretion/defecation requiring little, or NO clean-up!!
pronounced 'voonderdung', the miraculous excretion/defecation requiring little, or NO clean-up!!
they were hustling me to get to the meeting, fortunately, i blew a wunderdung!
was hoping for a wonderdung, as i was in a hurry; but ended up with a "mess in my rump"
was hoping for a wonderdung, as i was in a hurry; but ended up with a "mess in my rump"
by michael foolsley September 15, 2014
Get the wunderdung mug.john liked a creme horn more than pie, this was his taster's choice!
sidney's taster's choice steered her to hard bodies
rulanthra taster's choice required a gay fat person for sex.
sidney's taster's choice steered her to hard bodies
rulanthra taster's choice required a gay fat person for sex.
by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
Get the taster's choice mug.young girls/women at the peak of physical maintenance ease
(from about 15~25) human chronological erosion and/or gravity hasn't set in yet, 'stealing' their easy ability to maintain a pert, perky body.
(from about 15~25) human chronological erosion and/or gravity hasn't set in yet, 'stealing' their easy ability to maintain a pert, perky body.
john and don saw a group of perkers and they got "moist"
judy was in her late twenties and spent lots of time exercising, she consequently looked better than those perkers!
putting on her "muumuu", jan remembered when she ran with perkers!
judy was in her late twenties and spent lots of time exercising, she consequently looked better than those perkers!
putting on her "muumuu", jan remembered when she ran with perkers!
by michael foolsley January 9, 2010
Get the perkers mug.we are the champions -by queen *one cannot escape hearing this stupid song at a sports arena! i HATED these guys when they came out, but have since learned to like them! -nevertheless, i still have trouble appreciating 'champions' -maybe its' the 'chorus style' singing?? -its' just a goofy fucking ditty!!...-who likes anybody peacocking and pumping themselves up??
i heard we are the chumpy ones at the baseball game and thought; yes indeed, you guys ARE the chumpy ones!!
by michael foolsley December 20, 2009
Get the we are the chumpy ones mug.god damn dude! what died in there? -oh that! thats' the devil's cologne, i was peeing out of my buttle! (butt hole)
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
Get the devil's cologne mug.that 'bird' sure has something ! dave: NLPB !!
that art chick is WAY kool ! yeah! , NLPB !!
that server SMOKES !... this is TRUE! , NLPB !!
that art chick is WAY kool ! yeah! , NLPB !!
that server SMOKES !... this is TRUE! , NLPB !!
by michael foolsley December 28, 2021
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