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Definitions by michael foolsley

alco-load 

excessive consumption of alcohol, near the point where the body nearly cannot process the alcohol, 'sloppy drunk' (similar to carbo load)
the frat rats were scared of that bad old 'boo', their plan/s was/were to alco-load!

alco-loading and alcohol was my friend's jesus!
alco-load by michael foolsley October 23, 2010

envelopmental therapy 

miracle of the the male getting sex, the envelopment of the penis by any means necessary gay, straight, masturbation...etc. -the 'hiding of the salami', and its' peripheral psychological benefits, -ie: envelopmental therapy

-this is a proven stress reliever for the male, 'bargaining chip' for the female!! -plays golf with the relief valve on any appliance! (currency for the female, see: 'poons'!!)
john was crying over his status, he needed a little envelopmental therapy!!

worlds away, a human would have given john some envelopmental therapy

hyper-abstract

a concept the more simple-minded cannot wrap their arms around without lengthy explanation. a concept that is quite sound, but still is appearing to be "riding the rings of saturn"

a concept thought up by a twisted mind that isn't readily apparent...or by someone who has "blown their mind on LSD" (me) but had a fertile imagination to begin with!

like 'hyper-space' from the ancient video games!!
jake flipped me a statement that was so hyper-abstract, i hit him in the head with a ball-peen hammer!!

those 'in the know' at urban dictionary rejected my concept because it was hyper-abstract (or hyper-stupid!)
hyper-abstract by michael foolsley October 23, 2010

pumped her up 

get someone 'preg-o-not', or 'with child'
john pumped her up just before they took his money away
linda wanted him to pump her up
he knew he wouldn't pump her up, as he was dispensing 'blanks'
somebody pumped her up!
pumped her up by michael foolsley August 30, 2010

mess makers' dream 

a 'supreme' or 'ultimate' appearing repository for the male to discharge genetic dispensation/s.

a mirage, or wild fantasy, something that can only exist in the imagination, and not be 'the truth'.
steve: thats' one fine mess makers' dream!

dave: yeah!, but its dumb as a sack of hammers!!

steve: my testicles can handle it!!

snapping tight

an orifice used for sex which provides "the total massage", lacking gaps or space requiring harder working (banging) of entering member.

surgery exists for women to promote this, ring jobs for engines. -one can get 'crude' with the examples, but that can be YOUR job!
the machinist got the engine snapping tight!
dave was under her command!, she was snapping tight!
after birthing six humans, she was no longer snapping tight!

get some teat 

get something to eat in appalachianese
ah stopped at foolsley's to get some teat!

before i did the presentation on caloric trans-bacteria at yale, i stopped to get some teat

while preparing the foolsley report, i had to take time out to get some teat!
get some teat by michael foolsley August 25, 2010