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by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
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a 'redneck' who has smoked cannabis, and possibly imbibed other intoxicants of the hallucinogenic type, while still retaining strong elements the hillbilly discipline, (i.e. industrial alcoholing, hunting, guns, nascar, indiscriminate sex/ fighting, homophobia, hating of 'liberals', and general right wing posturing) -inability to perceive the whole 'picture', the REAL truth, and/or see the forest for the trees! ignorance of the 'liberals' being as stupid as the 'conservatives'...
a 'redneck' who has smoked cannabis, and possibly imbibed other intoxicants of the hallucinogenic type, while still retaining strong elements the hillbilly discipline, (i.e. industrial alcoholing, hunting, guns, nascar, indiscriminate sex/ fighting, homophobia, hating of 'liberals', and general right wing posturing) -inability to perceive the whole 'picture', the REAL truth, and/or see the forest for the trees! ignorance of the 'liberals' being as stupid as the 'conservatives'...
all the construction site, guys that long ago gave folks a problem for having long hair; are now all hippybilly boys!
those hippybilly boys at foolsleys, won't hesitate to get into a 'duke-out' over the most feeble of situations!
some hippybilly boys were verbalizing loudly and crudely, when they saw my wifes butt as she walked!
a little knowledge is a dangerous thing for a hippybilly boy!
some of the country 'stars' are little more than hippybilly boys!!
those hippybilly boys at foolsleys, won't hesitate to get into a 'duke-out' over the most feeble of situations!
some hippybilly boys were verbalizing loudly and crudely, when they saw my wifes butt as she walked!
a little knowledge is a dangerous thing for a hippybilly boy!
some of the country 'stars' are little more than hippybilly boys!!
by michael foolsley October 13, 2013
Get the hippybilly mug.when an apparent 'hot-shit' restaurant does not put a menu copy visible from the outside, so one doesn't have to step inside only to find out the restaurant fares/fees are too prohibitive. -this can often result in a clumsy human encounter. -and yes, i know...if you have to know the price you can't afford it!!! -OH YEAH??!!, WE'LL FUCK YOU!!!!
judy and i decided to go to mcfoolsley's, but backed off when we noticed they didn't post their fees
i hate when these restaurants don't post their fees
i hate when these restaurants don't post their fees
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
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john wondered exactly who was going to 'save' him, then happened to look in the mirror; seeing his savior.
even though judy packed a high degree of 'bargaining power', she saw her savior in the mirror!
even though judy packed a high degree of 'bargaining power', she saw her savior in the mirror!
by michael foolsley November 1, 2011
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Get the merged mug.what realtors sell! -'house' is never spoken in real estate!!
according to bob dylan, "its a house, not a home"
my take is, it isn't a 'home' until a 'family' moves in and makes it one!!
according to bob dylan, "its a house, not a home"
my take is, it isn't a 'home' until a 'family' moves in and makes it one!!
i didn't even know those 'homes' were there!!
lets' go look at these 'homes'!! -you mean houses?? -no!!, i mean 'homes'!!
donna mcfoolsey, realtor; has sold a lot of 'homes'
lets' go look at these 'homes'!! -you mean houses?? -no!!, i mean 'homes'!!
donna mcfoolsey, realtor; has sold a lot of 'homes'
by michael foolsley February 4, 2010
Get the 'homes' mug.re; male sex: -applying 'grease' of any kind to male 'prime parts', before sexual 'travel' (singly OR plural!)
lubricating the 'ram rod' of the male to lessen friction, facilitating smooth travel from point 'a' to point 'b'
lubricating the 'ram rod' of the male to lessen friction, facilitating smooth travel from point 'a' to point 'b'
wut you been doing tom? -marinating my chicken!
i was marinating my chicken, to eliminate 'shaft burn' (urban dict.word!!)
i was marinating my chicken, to eliminate 'shaft burn' (urban dict.word!!)
by michael foolsley December 15, 2010
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