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making the mistake of 'being too friendly' with ones' seat partner on an airplane flight, only to realize to your horror; the person is unable to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
often, these are people with some kind of flying fear, their method of dealing is to talk incessantly!! IF the person is BORING (frequently the case!) it can drive one crazy! -one has to be out and out rude, to be allowed entry into ones' own personal world!
i use two methods for dealing: (1) headphones/ipod & (2) faking like i've fallen asleep! -books are good too, if you get 'into' the book immediately!! and act totally enraptured, which you CAN be, if you have the right book!
often, these are people with some kind of flying fear, their method of dealing is to talk incessantly!! IF the person is BORING (frequently the case!) it can drive one crazy! -one has to be out and out rude, to be allowed entry into ones' own personal world!
i use two methods for dealing: (1) headphones/ipod & (2) faking like i've fallen asleep! -books are good too, if you get 'into' the book immediately!! and act totally enraptured, which you CAN be, if you have the right book!
welcome to shit city! did you have a nice flight? fine, except for the in-flight motormouth!
an in-flight motormouth tortured me all the way to poop town!!
we experienced terrible turbulence which help distract my in-flight motor mouth!
an in-flight motormouth tortured me all the way to poop town!!
we experienced terrible turbulence which help distract my in-flight motor mouth!
by michael foolsley February 8, 2012
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Get the fire line mug.the ringmaster, leader, big boss, C.E.O., ruler, mr/ms BIG, E.T.C. of a situation; the one whose name is invariably 'on the line', that the 'laws' come to first in the case of a problem!! the main principal potentate!
(sex of the person irrelevant!!)
(sex of the person irrelevant!!)
the showman @ that group house next door apparently kicks them all outside to smoke, lets' start calling them 'the hackers'!!
had to go see the showman, to beg for more money!
give'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, thats' what the showman said!! (-from: 'i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts')
had to go see the showman, to beg for more money!
give'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, thats' what the showman said!! (-from: 'i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts')
by michael foolsley July 7, 2011
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shall we make sticky??
diane liked nothing more than to make sticky!!
shall we make sticky??
diane liked nothing more than to make sticky!!
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
Get the make sticky mug.spermatozoa, 'come', goo, 'hot drops' (e.t.c.) reproductive effluent discharged by the male. (often intertwined with feeble or non-existent logic) release of 'political prisoners' encapsulated by two round spheres encapsulated in a 'sack'.
known as devil drops due to the torment experienced by the male as regards to obeying 'commands' by the DNA to facilitate travel/housing for same. cerebral torture within a 'political' spectrum!
known as devil drops due to the torment experienced by the male as regards to obeying 'commands' by the DNA to facilitate travel/housing for same. cerebral torture within a 'political' spectrum!
she wouldn't 'let him off', so he went home frustrated!, somewhat later he had devil drops leaping out of his 'crank'!!
she vigorously ground devil drops out of his 'crank'! forgetting his 'prophos', he said a mental 'prayer' they wouldn't 'take'!!
devil drops have many a stong man between a rock and a hard place!!
the male effluent, spermatozoa, or 'poison'; potentially clouding judgement, existing to drive the male ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!
she vigorously ground devil drops out of his 'crank'! forgetting his 'prophos', he said a mental 'prayer' they wouldn't 'take'!!
devil drops have many a stong man between a rock and a hard place!!
the male effluent, spermatozoa, or 'poison'; potentially clouding judgement, existing to drive the male ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!
by michael foolsley May 12, 2014
Get the devil drops mug.the incapacity of the human to see all the places to shave/etc, when grooming. ie: being haunted by; "you missed a spot"!!
looking right at yourself in a mirror, it is groomer's law that you will 'miss a spot'!! -the one hair that can turn itself invisible or (clear-colored!) while you are looking exactly at its' "gps" point!! ('groomer's blindness'??)
looking right at yourself in a mirror, it is groomer's law that you will 'miss a spot'!! -the one hair that can turn itself invisible or (clear-colored!) while you are looking exactly at its' "gps" point!! ('groomer's blindness'??)
jill was busting on my door as i was troubled by groomer's law
he said 'you missed a spot'! i said, -groomer's law!
only a barber/stylist comes close to beating 'groomer's law
she was so anally fastidious, she could best the groomer's law
he said 'you missed a spot'! i said, -groomer's law!
only a barber/stylist comes close to beating 'groomer's law
she was so anally fastidious, she could best the groomer's law
by michael foolsley February 3, 2010
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someone who talks WAY too much! ie: diarrhea of the mouth!!
someone who talks WAY too much! ie: diarrhea of the mouth!!
the crackheads were burglarizing a house when they encountered yappy the dog!!
that bitch talks WAY too much!! -fuckin' ay!!, -yappy the dog!
that bitch talks WAY too much!! -fuckin' ay!!, -yappy the dog!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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