i'm going to sic the dogs on that bastard with the loud muffler!
lets' sic the dogs on those teens 'socking it home' in the abandoned mcfoolsley property!!
lets' sic the dogs on those bastard 'pot' heads!!
lets' sic the dogs on those teens 'socking it home' in the abandoned mcfoolsley property!!
lets' sic the dogs on those bastard 'pot' heads!!
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
Get the sic the dogs mug.i wanted to 'crack that crotch' HERE AND NOW!
lets' discuss that topic here and now!!
addressing that here and now would be wise!!
lets' discuss that topic here and now!!
addressing that here and now would be wise!!
by michael foolsley January 08, 2010
Get the here and now mug."hook and loop" straps (note: the originals are known as "velcro")
these straps contain and manage cords, cables, ropes...e.t.c. , keeping them from catching on anything and everything,
or transforming themselves into a tangled mass! (or wrapping themselves around "the baby's" NECK !!)
the natural law is: when carrying ANYTHING (like a tv) the dangling cord will catch itself solidly on something, where one has to 'break stride' to get it free. this would NEVER happen in 5,000 tries at throwing the cord at the offending catch point! it ONLY catches when carrying something unsecured!
these straps contain and manage cords, cables, ropes...e.t.c. , keeping them from catching on anything and everything,
or transforming themselves into a tangled mass! (or wrapping themselves around "the baby's" NECK !!)
the natural law is: when carrying ANYTHING (like a tv) the dangling cord will catch itself solidly on something, where one has to 'break stride' to get it free. this would NEVER happen in 5,000 tries at throwing the cord at the offending catch point! it ONLY catches when carrying something unsecured!
be right with you! , godda find a way to contain this cord! (response:) try this Jesus strap !
when setting up the PA, the previously attached Jesus straps saved my black ass !
what kind of idiot doesn't secure a cord ?? -Jesus straps your savior, infant!
when setting up the PA, the previously attached Jesus straps saved my black ass !
what kind of idiot doesn't secure a cord ?? -Jesus straps your savior, infant!
by michael foolsley April 14, 2022
Get the Jesus straps mug.comment to make after observing a relatively 'statuesque' human!
-indication you could "make sticky" really rapidly upon finding yourself in the 'right' circumstances with the person. (male OR female!) -also; good t-shirt slogan, or bumper sticker!
(you heard it HERE first!!)
-indication you could "make sticky" really rapidly upon finding yourself in the 'right' circumstances with the person. (male OR female!) -also; good t-shirt slogan, or bumper sticker!
(you heard it HERE first!!)
jim observed the hard-bodied equestrian, stating: make mine a mess!
a body-builder at the gay bar had leon exclaiming, make mine a MESS!
judy mistook a gay olympian for 'straight', stating; make mine a mess!
a body-builder at the gay bar had leon exclaiming, make mine a MESS!
judy mistook a gay olympian for 'straight', stating; make mine a mess!
by michael foolsley January 12, 2012
Get the make mine a MESS! mug.male; any kind of 'receptacle' for genetic emission/s.
on occasion, using a human female as a 'toilet'; can often be unwise!. -in tandem with the male "ejacs", the human female can often 'gear up for production'; resulting in 'enslavement' of the libidinal dominated!
for those who have studied history carefully, this development is often LESS than desirable!!, UNLESS one can summon 'long green' (currency!); with a mere snap of the fingers!! -one STILL remains condemned to 'financial/spiritual advisor' for 20+ years!...........
NO 'smart' businessman enters into an enterprise too 'taxing' to 'float'!! on its' own!! -'confinement'/'isolation', 'disarmament' of the male effluent (mind of its' own!!!!) can prove MOST helpful with this sketchy scenario!!
on occasion, using a human female as a 'toilet'; can often be unwise!. -in tandem with the male "ejacs", the human female can often 'gear up for production'; resulting in 'enslavement' of the libidinal dominated!
for those who have studied history carefully, this development is often LESS than desirable!!, UNLESS one can summon 'long green' (currency!); with a mere snap of the fingers!! -one STILL remains condemned to 'financial/spiritual advisor' for 20+ years!...........
NO 'smart' businessman enters into an enterprise too 'taxing' to 'float'!! on its' own!! -'confinement'/'isolation', 'disarmament' of the male effluent (mind of its' own!!!!) can prove MOST helpful with this sketchy scenario!!
i grabbed a paper towel for use as a genetic toilet!
i'm used to porcelain, not SKIN for my body waste/s ! she (he) ended up my genetic toilet !!
my floor serves as a genetic toilet!!
i need a TOILET!!, here comes one NOW!!
i'm used to porcelain, not SKIN for my body waste/s ! she (he) ended up my genetic toilet !!
my floor serves as a genetic toilet!!
i need a TOILET!!, here comes one NOW!!
by michael foolsley October 23, 2011
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"all that glitters is not gold"
"the little boy who cried wolf"
"all that glitters is not gold"
"the little boy who cried wolf"
i'm ALWAYS looking for the TRUTH! , i joined fecaphiles for trump !!
like scat? and the "truth" ! , join FECAPHILES for TRUMP !!
like scat? and the "truth" ! , join FECAPHILES for TRUMP !!
by michael foolsley March 23, 2022
Get the FECAPHILES for TRUMP mug.a "plain jane" who under duress could probably provide a wicked sexual "treatment", making short work of the male,
possibly more so than a "hot" appearing woman.
this being said, the schools HAVE been known to employ some excruciatingly HOT educators.
possibly more so than a "hot" appearing woman.
this being said, the schools HAVE been known to employ some excruciatingly HOT educators.
damn!, when that librarian puts on her glasses, she looks totally schoolmarmy.
that schoolmarmy looking "babe" made me go limp !
that schoolmarmy looking "babe" made me go limp !
by michael foolsley February 20, 2020
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