michael foolsley's definitions

momentary dementia

the mind 'blanking' on some known information very briefly, such as spelling of a word, grammatical usage; etc!!
upon looking back, one is left pondering, 'how/why did i do that!!??
-terribly self-embarrassing and a problem not age-specific!!

had some momentary dementia when i spelled your as you're!!, when 'your' was required

momentary dementia made me ignore the concrete fact/s in my head

by michael foolsley February 4, 2010

toilet choke

potentially stopped up toilet -the coughing sound a toilet makes when trying to swallow with too much in its' mouth!!

i tried to flush my waste but experienced toilet choke
i like the super toilets! they never toilet choke!!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

power it down

super toilet (on steroids) that suck down the waste without an argument

i've got to cut me a flop, but i'm going to 'choke it back' till i get to work where i can power it down!

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

burns off

departure of a hangover, clearing of the fog

i'll get with you in a bit, dude; wait till this fog burns off a bit.

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

veg nazi

those who think their body waste is un-odoriferous because they eat a meat free diet. -many of these people are quick to 'stink' on a meat-eater or, at the very least; 'preach' a little bit!

that veg nazi was giving me a withering look

sharon the veg nazi was giving me 'poison' looks while i was eating my hamburger!!

a veg nazi is like all the rest who can't seem to mind their own business!!

by michael foolsley January 13, 2010

floating bounce-walk

the walking style of a female with a "GOOD FIGURE!!"

not 'packing' any extra pounds in the legs, guts and butt, effectively throwing the gyroscopic center of the body out of balance...

-lends itself to fantasies of a more 'streamlined rhythm', during the sex act!!

wendy's floating bounce-walk had all the male (and the female!) lechers SALIVATING!

her floating bounce-walk had me administering to my 'pain' in the storeroom!!

she had the floating bounce-walk, making her an EXTREMELY SKILLED walker!!

by michael foolsley June 29, 2011

little bit lumpy

said after farting...indication of possibility of shitting oneself, and/or 'giving birth'

i blew one that was a little bit lumpy

hey joe! warint (weren't or wasn't) tha' one jus a lil' bit lumpy?l

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009