michael foolsley's definitions

get horizontal

sleep, eye, bedtime

i'm pretty merged dude, i think i'll get horizontal!

by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

sirloiner

VEGGERS IGNORE!!!!!!!! -legendary hamburger created by one east coast chain, (top's) then absorbed by another (gino's) mid-70's

-when you couldn't get sex, and needed some food after an extended hop-up session, this hamburger was BETTER THAN SEX!!

-this burger allegedly actually had "sirloin" in it!! whatever it had, nothing as dreamy, sexy, and delicious has existed since; fast food wise!! SIRLOINER, R.I.P!!

-got all fucked-up then went to gino's and got me a sirloiner!! my stomach went into orgiastic spasms!!

they chased off the sirloiner!! -guess its' back to 'turds on a roll'!!!

by michael foolsley December 19, 2009

basketball tits

HUGE mammary glands that are as wide as they are high!
glands that are repulsively attractive, and candidates for reduction surgery or a wheelbarrow!...(especially late in life!)

those basketball tits must have a "braw" made of 'hardware cloth' or chicken wire!!

those basketball tits must be hard to 'harness'!!

by michael foolsley December 31, 2009

show me yours i'll show you mine

younger humans getting/giving a personal show of their 'treasures'...something to make the most liberal parent 'squirm'

we were playing show me yours i'll show you mine; in an abandoned shotgun shack.

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

gone triangle

gravitation to female homosexuality ie: "HAIRY triangle"

have you seen jane lately ? no! , i heard she's gone triangle

by michael foolsley October 16, 2021

i don't buy in bulk

non-worship of body fat

hey john, look at those two! (response) -i don't buy in bulk!
that is one hot human! (response) -i don't buy in bulk!

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

power wash

taking a shower immediately upon 'giving birth' to a particularly messy 'def'

shit! this def left a terrible mess in my rump (such a silly word!) i'm going to have to power wash!

power washing is the only way i'm going to clean this dung!!

upon 'blowing one', i soon realized it was going to require a power wash

by michael foolsley February 12, 2010