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trying to 'jump start' or 'awaken' a 'sleeping' gastrointestinal system. -this is usually more trouble than it is worth!, the 'system' usually responds with a 'sleeping drunk', FUCK YOU!!
one might as well load up the 'system' with dynamite (laxative/s) or, just GIVE THE FUCK UP! and wait until its' "flop-cutting time"!!
one might as well load up the 'system' with dynamite (laxative/s) or, just GIVE THE FUCK UP! and wait until its' "flop-cutting time"!!
think i'll try to shit, i KNOW i'm full o' poison!
one has to work hard!, to try to shit!
one doesn't try to shit, one HAS a shit!
one has to work hard!, to try to shit!
one doesn't try to shit, one HAS a shit!
by michael foolsley October 31, 2011
Get the try to shit mug.take muscle relaxants or other magic pharmaceuticals 'for your health', providing a rubbery feeling similar to being drunk, but with a bit more clarity.
fuck those beers lets' get rubbery!
she got rubbery on quaaludes, then stripped; and ground the poison out of him
she got rubbery on quaaludes, then stripped; and ground the poison out of him
by michael foolsley December 11, 2009
Get the get rubbery mug.when the 'showman' gets behind in processing definitions, backing up his/her/its' 'system'!, good, worthy definitions get 'lost' in the shuffle, possibly appearing in the next ice age, possibly NOT!! -no author knowledge of acceptance OR rejection!!
did you ever get boomer gone! into u.d.? no, its' still lost in the urban dictionary black hole
urban dictionary thumbs down clown missing out on a lot of 'good' definitions, lost in the urban dictionary black hole
urban dictionary thumbs down clown missing out on a lot of 'good' definitions, lost in the urban dictionary black hole
by michael foolsley July 13, 2011
Get the urban dictionary black hole mug.take out the trash -picturing a house, home, residence,etc; as a ship where you are throwing something overboard (enviro-correctly, of course!!)
by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
Get the offload that bage mug.when the D.I. began 'barking' he became incensed at those who chose to listen down
i chose to listen down when that fat ass began shouting orders
listen up! screamed the businessman, his people chose to listen down
i chose to listen down when that fat ass began shouting orders
listen up! screamed the businessman, his people chose to listen down
by michael foolsley February 22, 2012
Get the listen down mug.the string he left later transformed into a snail trail
the string of 'hot sauce' he discharged had its' tims on, ready for 'work'!
the string of 'hot sauce' he discharged had its' tims on, ready for 'work'!
by michael foolsley February 11, 2010
Get the string mug.gathering place for humans where emphasis is placed on alcohol, as well as the "zipless fuck", or 'extreme' 'sport' fucking.
took home a 'chick' from the pick-up bar, but later discovered a cock and balls!
lets' surrey down to the pick-up bar and 'shop' some fresh meat!!
caught the crabs from a pick-up bar chick!
lets' surrey down to the pick-up bar and 'shop' some fresh meat!!
caught the crabs from a pick-up bar chick!
by michael foolsley August 13, 2010
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