power lunch on my _________

the insult YOU create!!

this new boss can power lunch on my _________ (body waste, shit, poo, diarrhea etc!!)

by michael foolsley May 07, 2011

thank ya much

a business thank you. -time is money...no time for thank you very much!! said by business 'person' imagining money with wings on it.

mike foolsley the insurance man, said thank ya much! then left my house.

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

thumping kind

those with the car sound systems 'on steroids' heard two blocks away!!

i was sitting at a light being tortured by the thumping kind!

by michael foolsley November 18, 2009

always a screech, never a bash

someone jamming on their brakes and being able to stop before colliding with another 'chariot'. -you get all psyched up for the 'bash' follow through, but it never comes around........

cars always run that light, but it usually ends up always a screech, never a bash!!

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

treatment

the sex act

judy had troubles and KNEW she need a treatment!!

john gave judy a quality 'treatment'

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

cuban mix

a cuban sandwich -pork, ham, swiss cheese, pickle, mystery mustard and wonderful bread!! THIS IS THE JESUS OF ANY SANDWICH EVER EXISTING, NOW; OR IN THE FUTURE!! -first you smokes some reefer/s then you get your cuban mix, your espresso, chow that down and have you a stomach ORGASM!! -till the 'crap' flies out of your stomach "cock"!!!!! take it from me, michael foolsley; -THIS is how you 'blow a load'!!

got hopped up to the 'high heavens', then visited me 'el mcfoolsley's', n' hadda me a gut orgasm! with my cuban mix!!

by michael foolsley January 29, 2010

chaw clit

CHOCOLATE -an oral 'treat'; as is cunnilingus! though 'CHAW' clit suggests roughness, it remains oral based! one doesn't necessarily 'chaw' (or chew) a clitoris, the wise person utilizes more of a tongue-caress.

upon experiencing the explosive results of this, the question of 'goodness' and/or validity of a 'ramming penis' seems desirable to the male only! -the emphasis of the tongue as regards to lesbians, should provide a masters degree education for the male.

AS a male, 'ramming to oblivion' DOES carry a bit of 'charm' but, as a would-be "gentleman", i like to 'mix-it-up'!!! -besides NOBODY deserves to go home unhappy!!

-NOW, time 4 some CHAW CLIT!!

he ate a piece of chaw clit while dreaming of lapping clit!

this chaw clits' almost as good as realclit!!

me like to lick you like chaw clit (subliminal message! and/or pickup line!)

by michael foolsley February 01, 2010