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savior

john wondered exactly who was going to 'save' him, then happened to look in the mirror; seeing his savior.

even though judy packed a high degree of 'bargaining power', she saw her savior in the mirror!
by michael foolsley November 1, 2011
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currency ratio

ratio of palms needing 'greased' compared to the amount of palms 'offering' currency.
the currency ratio is killing me! everyone and his/her relatives is/are putting the 'touch' on me for money, but very few (IF ANY!) are giving me a road-map to the 'money trees' -ie: many empty palms to my right, extremely few to my left helping to facilitate the transfer!

SUGGESTION: for me to give YOU money BEGINS with me having a source for the money in the first place!! (hint hint!!)

this unequal currency ratio is eating my ass up! VERY DIFFICULT for me to save both myself AND the world, with such a lopsided income/outgo ratio!!
by michael foolsley August 8, 2010
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extended palm syndrome

a nightmare where one visualizes nothing but outstretched
palms containing air. only filling them with currency makes them disappear...
consumed with thoughts of his job loss and his non-replenishing bank balance, john tried to enjoy christmas while experiencing extended palm syndrome.

judy couldn't find a way to "make money" and was suffering from extended palm syndrome...
by michael foolsley December 15, 2011
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grind the poison

the "act" of helping the male remove it's DNA containing fluid , driving it absolutely CRAZY!

the fluid with a resemblance to pus from an infection , and taking an EXTREME toll on the sanity of the male!

draining an infection always proves therapeutic and healthy! unfortunately, the physical equipment the female possesses in difficult to synthesize !!
she was enthusiastically trying to grind the poison out of him

she ground the poison out of him
that bird looks like an earthy 'agent' of poison grinding!
grind the poison was NOT PUBLISHED! , so i went off to try and GRIND THE POISON out of myself , by simulation of "coochie"
by michael foolsley April 17, 2024
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close encounter of the turd kind

experiences in a public bathroom, sitting next to someone 'deffing' in a loud manner! -general deffing experiences in public facilities
i had a close encounter of the turd kind at the airport 'bowls'

someone 'deffing' next to me provided a close encounter of the turd kind!
by michael foolsley January 10, 2010
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visually undress

mentally disrobing someone nearby, imaging unclothed 'prime parts' -"there HAS to be some sweet stuff hiding under all those clothes"!!
john and sean began to visually undress the statuesque female strutting by

nearly 'juicing' over the spectrum, ron continued visually undressing the passer by

a nude beach trip totally derailed his/her tendency to visually undress
by michael foolsley January 10, 2010
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pie in the window

i was walking down the street in amsterdam, heard tap,tap,tap, turned and saw pie in the window
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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