michael foolsley's definitions

left the building

dead, death, expired, "passed away", checked-out, etc!

anyone that dies "leaves the building", so why does elvis ONLY, get sole ownership of the term??

shes' left the building

elizabeth edwards has left the building....!

that old fool left the building!

by michael foolsley December 9, 2010

kream dream

(masc.) -a male's ideal sex partner. the 'divine specimen' to 'paint' with ejaculate!

alison was jim's kream dream!

rosanna was one man's kream dream

his friends suggested he 'dream on' re: his kream dream!

by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

pump bulk

have sex with a fat person

i'm going to pump bulk tonight
john really likes to pump bulk

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

stink on

confusing someone with a toilet, not treat them nice

bobs a nice guy, but judy is going to stink on him

the i.r.s. stank on me

i hate being stunk upon

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

bill shitmored

selling anything/everything by hiring william shatner (capt.kirk-star trek) to 'hawk' it for you

how'd you sell that pick-up load of dog shit john? (response) -bill shitmored it!!

we need to bill shitmore our new business!

by michael foolsley January 26, 2010

mechanic's law

the one nut, bolt, etc that refuses to come loose out of a collection; providing one with a good ass-fucking!! -ie:mechanic's law!!

haven't you got that done yet? -i got five of the six bolts out, but this last bitch is rusted, i've got to fuck with it...!!!

-mechanic's law!! (ie:ALWAYS ONE!!)

mechanic's law was making ten-cents hold up a fuck-damn dollar!!

by michael foolsley February 3, 2010

"drugsman's" green light

total satisfaction with purchase of misc. cannabis product/s

mike foolsley gave my red hashish the "drugsman's" green light!!

by michael foolsley January 8, 2010