michael foolsley's definitions

on my knees to pray

oral sex

he/she rocketed to the moon, soon after i got down on my knees to pray!

she loved it when i got down on my knees to pray!

by michael foolsley July 22, 2012

prepare for battle

get ready for work -(prepare for battle comes from an ancient video game called 'space fury')

hey dude, some more of this skonk? -no thanks, i've got to prepare for battle!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

def on your grave

defecation, take a shit -a steaming lump of smelly funk a-top YOUR "place of rest"! THE ULTIMATE INSULT!! (i guess a cremation urn would require a cup of diarrhea!!) -for the true, 'earned' and deserving ASSHOLE!!

i'm going to def on your grave

his ex-wife exclaimed: i'm going to def on your grave!!

i'm going to def on his grave

by michael foolsley December 18, 2009

boss of the hot sauce

a male -burdened with the damning responsibility of getting 'crap' out of his cock!

he had to cream a stream, he was the boss of the hot sauce

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

become satan

a mean drunk, completely changing personality upon the absorption of too much alcohol

doug is normally a sweet guy, but feed him too much jager and he'll become satan.

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

park tocks and dung down

sit down and get something to eat!!

i'm going to park tocks and dung down!

i'm going to park tocks and dung down, -then 'not publish' any more michael foolsleyisms!!

by michael foolsley February 5, 2010

textiles

common name for the clothing 'locked'! i.e.-those who COULD NOT, and/or WOULD NOT; EVER 'bare their treasures' on the nude beach!!

he/she TERRIFIED of bare skin!!

the textiles were HORRIFIED! when the streaker ran across the baseball field.

judy was thrilled to leave the world of the textiles, during her first time on the nude beach!!

john had flesh colored swim trunks, complete with a hose, sack, and hairy triangle!, that TERRIFIED!! those on the textile beach!!

by michael foolsley October 30, 2011