michael's definitions

brentchwood

Brentchwood, to become one with nature.

She walked through the forest, looking around her and breathing in the fresh forest air until a feeling of brentchwood fell upon her.

by Michael November 20, 2004

Tweak

Street name for vitamin b6. AKA hack/beesicks. Commonly used for assisting the consumer in having a lucid dream.

Jordan hooked me up with some tweak, it was dope.

by Michael November 22, 2004

Special Constable

A voluntary unpaid police officer with all the same powers as a regular police constable.

Michael - a special constable

by Michael November 29, 2004

Daytime Janitors

Them little cleaning people at theatres who are only good at cleaning things like restrooms and lobbies. They like to call themselves Ushers, but we all know what's under that shiznit.
(Especially those working at Tinseltown in El Paso)

-The toilet is clogged yo.
-Well just call one of those lazy daytime janitors, they clean as good as your mom.

by Michael December 5, 2004

PUPPY JUICE

(n) Old British slang for Pre-ejaculate, pre-cum, or any residue from having ejaculated or urinated.

I had a wet spot on my shorts from making so much puppy juice.

by Michael February 13, 2004

indonesia

the so-called in-crisis country... but you'll see tons of new benz and bimmer on da street......

look at that S-class on the left, and that 7 series on the right... and so on...

by Michael February 18, 2004

WRATGAS

A military word in which each letter stands for a word that stands for Who Really And Truely Gives A Shit.

I'm tired of this meeting, the speaker is full of wratgas.

by Michael February 18, 2004