micah's definitions

Pissing Boy

Similar to a whipping boy. When nature calls, you simply urinate on this person and they proceed to a lavatory to ring out their piss-drenched clothes. This saves you a trip to the bathroom.

All this coffee makes me wonder where the pissing boy is.. I need to go!

by micah October 29, 2008

Spider Button

A euphemism for an anus.

My girlfriend hates it when I try to squish the Spider Button.

by Micah November 8, 2007

Canadian Browncoat

When the receiver of a golden shower vomits the urine into the showerer's mouth.

Aw, thank you James. I'd be rude if I didn't offer you a bit of the ol' Canadian Browncoat. Would you be interested, James?

by micah November 30, 2006

maroon poon

Describes the period in which a female menstruates.

I can't go in the bumper boats, I have a bad case of the maroon poon.

by micah August 24, 2006

Mount Rushmore

One person plants their bare ass on another person's face. The nose usually inserts the anus and a simultaneous fart ensues.

A bitter taste was left with Brad after Seth gave him a Mount Rushmore.

by Micah April 22, 2005

kern

Kern is both a person and an ideal. People seek kern and never find it, you must allow kern to come to you

<3 mib

I was driving around the other day and all of a sudden kern hit me so hard it hurt

by Micah February 18, 2005

MIB

some people believe this is Men in Black but we all know it is Micah Is black, yes its true.

you could say that Micah Davis of oakwood school is the MIB

by Micah February 18, 2005