merkin's definitions

cherry

When something is in near perfect condition mint

Dave's 66 corvette is cherry

by Merkin March 21, 2005

goose hot

A sloot that is considered "hot" based soley upon the fact that she has large breasts.

Was the girl you hooked up with at the party hot. Well, she was goose hot

by Merkin March 23, 2005

lob

Abbreviation: Lack of Boner. Made famous my comedian Jeff Dunham

Achmed was very sad that all he was getting for Christmas was lob

by Merkin December 31, 2008

challenge

The nemesis of shotgun where once "shotgun" is called, the first friend to shout "challenge" gets to vie for the coveted front passenger seat via a game of rock scissors paper. Can be nullified by shouting "Shotgun, no challenge"

Friend 1: Come on, we gotta go
Friend 2: I call Shot gun
Friend 3: Challenge!

by merkin January 3, 2006

cunt gut

The roll of fat some chicks have just below the navel.

Whoa. Check out that hideous CG.

by merkin July 13, 2003

citv

Short for "cock in the vaginia"

Last night with Sarah was fantastic - started out with some citm which lead to some nice citv

by Merkin March 24, 2005

cock in the mouth

To have oral intercourse with someone (see citm)

Since you are on the rag, how about a little cock in the mouth?

by Merkin March 24, 2005