meowlnir's definitions

cocklett

Another word for a chode or small, fat penis.

He had a cocklett, so I broke up with him.

by meowlnir July 19, 2014

Pi-nis

A penis that is exactly 3.1415... inches long, or the value of the number pi.

Sleeping with my math teacher was disappointing as he had a pi-nis.

by meowlnir June 30, 2016

Bert

Any random old guy you see on the street, especially a weird-looking/badly behaved one. Often used together with descriptors such as "beer gut Bert", "ugly sweater Bert" and "angry Bert".

Dirty Bert over there just grabbed a boob!

by meowlnir July 2, 2016

old scrotey

A nickname for the male nut sack, more properly known as the scrotum. For full effect, say in a cowboy accent.

Cowboy Bob: Howdy, ma'am, would ya like a little peek at Old Scrotey?

by meowlnir August 3, 2014

Blop

When a dog forgets to put its tongue back in its mouth, causing the tip to stick out. Same thing as blep in cats.

Mocha is asleep on the couch with a blop hanging out of her mouth.

by meowlnir June 29, 2016

smelly nelly

Private parts (either gender) with a particularly bad odour.

Don't go down on him, he has a smelly nelly!

by meowlnir June 30, 2016

Pazoo

An exclamation shouted when something is so awesome, a simple "wow" is not enough.

Pazoo! I just passed my exam!

by meowlnir June 30, 2016