Definitions by meowlnir

Blop 

When a dog forgets to put its tongue back in its mouth, causing the tip to stick out. Same thing as blep in cats.

Mocha is asleep on the couch with a blop hanging out of her mouth.

Blop by meowlnir June 29, 2016

Scrottom 

A modification of scrotum to make it rhyme with bottom. Because it's more fun that way.

The scrottom and bottom are connected by the grundle.

Scrottom by meowlnir June 29, 2016

Gorp 

Onomatopoeic word for a loud, deep burp.

Don't drink too much soda if you don't want to gorp.

Gorp by meowlnir June 29, 2016

Sprum 

A polite way to say "sperm" in front of people who are offended by such words.

Let's all go to the sprum bank and get knocked up!

Sprum by meowlnir June 29, 2016

Teasticles 

The sex act of a man dunking his balls in hot tea and having someone suck them.

Nothing wakes me up in the morning like some good teasticles.

Teasticles by meowlnir June 28, 2016

old scrotey 

A nickname for the male nut sack, more properly known as the scrotum. For full effect, say in a cowboy accent.

Cowboy Bob: Howdy, ma'am, would ya like a little peek at Old Scrotey?

old scrotey by meowlnir August 3, 2014

cocklett 

Another word for a chode or small, fat penis.

He had a cocklett, so I broke up with him.

cocklett by meowlnir July 19, 2014